Monty Python And The Holy Grail Baseball T-Shirts

He is a killer...look at the bones man!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Sir Bedevere : ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. King Arthur : This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

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The Cave of Caerbannog is the home of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh

BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better.

Strange Women Lyin' In Ponds Distributin' Swords Is No System For A Basis Of Government

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Taunting French Guard I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

A Silly Pixel Art Adventure

“ Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul and so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived ! Bones of full 50 men lie strewn about it’s lair, so brave knights if you do doubt your courage, come no further ! For death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.”

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

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There he is!

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This isn't my shirt it's a false one.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

perfect with the rest of King Arthur's costume!

I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot Trough water! I'll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a Hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

Nudge, Nudge.

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When you don't actually have horses...

Passed On...

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

“That Rabbit’s Dynamite!” You can look dynamite too in this tshirt, inspired by Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail. Design by Jessica Jacobs, 2021

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

What in the bloody hell is this?

Monty Python Mean Girls

If you want to get around in camelot days you need to properly equip for travel. These coconuts are the right things you need to help you and Patsy get around the countryside

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