Nasa Ares Baseball T-Shirts

NASA Ares

Ares III

The Martian crew

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Help is Only 140 Million Miles Away…

Represent the great imaginary effort that humanity went into in order to save Matt Damon/Mark Whatney. It even has Deimos and Phobos, Mars’ moons. Read the Book.

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Recreation of the Ares III mission patch, from the film "The Martian." The size and position of this art are designed to echo one of the crew undershirts. I recommend a royal blue shirt for this art.

Nuking Mars PROBABLY won't work for terraforming... but Elon Musk wants to try it, so let's BLOW SOME STUFF UP!!! NUKE MARS! NUKE MARS! NUKE MARS!

Replica of the Ares IV Mars mission patch seen on the EVA spacesuits.

Poseidon is the god of the sea, earthquakes, and horses. He is a powerful and temperamental deity, often depicted with a trident, which he uses to control the seas. Poseidon plays a significant role in maritime myths and legends