Pessimism Baseball T-Shirts

Someday We'll All Be Dead Is a perfect design for those with a dark sense of humor, for those who are cynical and realistic. Perfect design for men and women as a birthday present or Christmas present. If you feel existential dread this is for you! Someday We'll All Be Dead Is inspired by black comedy but in a funny way. This hilarious sarcastic design will amuse even your most optimistic friends. Don't be pessimistic, be realistic and cynical but in an ironic way. Lovers of dark humor join in!

Skate Or Die

Arthur Schopenhauer, the depressed German philosopher, cheers himself up with a lovely pink doughnut. As we all know, a doughnut can cure even severe cases of Weltschmerz - best to have some on hand.

Anti-Everything

We all know those optimistic people who are just trying really hard to lie to themselves. Buy them a shirt. This is an item from our literary collection which pays homage to the literary giants who have shaped the way we see the world. From Langston Hughes’ inspiring verses to Jane Austen's witticisms, our designs transport you to worlds of imagination and enlightenment. Wear the words that resonate with your soul, and celebrate the authors who have left an indelible mark on literature. Surround yourself with the power of words and let your favorite authors inspire you every day. Click on the “Literature” album in our storefront to see all our authors and quotes!

Spoiler Alert - Life is meaningless and everyone dies

I'm Gonna Die Lonely

Nihilist Philosopher gift idea.

I Hate Myself But In A Fun Way

It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse

I Hate Myself But In A Fun Way

Help...Me....

Do Not Resuscitate -- Nihilist Humor Design

yes I am

Embrace the existential dread

Celebrate any holiday by raging against capitalism. Appropriate for a surprising number of occasions. Whether it’s Valentine’s Day, St Patrick’s Day, or any birthday, let the irony help you celebrate year-round.

Just something a Debbie Downer would say.

I Hate Myself But In A Fun Way

Everything in life is temporary. Nothing is permament!

Slacker - 90s Style Typographic Font Design

A bit of good advice set in dynamic typography.

"Look At Me, I'm a Human..."

Just something a Debbie Downer would say.

bad vibes only

Anything That Can Go Wrong Will Go Wrong

I Hate Myself But In A Fun Way

Everything is Terrible Funny Rainbow

Just something a Debbie Downer would say.

The Devil card is the Tarot deck reminds us that we do not have to surrender to pessimism. Laugh and smile a little more and frown and argue a whole lot less. Your mood is in your hands now decide.

Not Today.

Lower your standards

Dove of Peace Picasso Parody. Dead.

Take some advice from this angry persimmon. They're trying their best to be positive despite their sour expression. Let's all be less persimmon-istic <3

The realist has a point. Waste of space, really

-What A Time To Be Alive-

let everyone know just how hopeless you are with this amazing shirt!