Statix X Baseball T-Shirts

Music Cassette

I don't know how they expect me to be creative if typing on the keyboard hurts my fingertips.

Paid for by citizens in support of The Mutant Registration Act.

All the gimmicks. All the tropes. Whatever sells, baby!

Roy Lichtenstein gave this to Dead Girl to give to you.

1980s X-Men weirdness, y'all!

"Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do... So well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna Doop Doop Doop Doop Doop ba-Doop..." -- Salt-N-Pepa (uh...sort of?)

My own design for a Doop Hellfire Gala look

"Goodbye, England's Rose. May you ever grow in our hearts. You were the grace that placed itself where lives were torn apart..."

a.k.a. Zev Love X-Men

These claws don't need no stinkin' Adamantium!

Doop Doop Doop doop Doop

The only way is Doop

Now talking to Doop requires 3D glasses AND a decoder ring!

Doop from Marvel comics

Share your love of the most amazing X-Man with the world!

Andy Warhol! Roy Lichtenstein! Me! (what???)

It's Christmas on Krakoa!