Cosmo Kramer Crewneck Sweatshirts

I am the ASSMAN!

Hey buddy! A buttered up Kramer is nothing but a giant turkey to a hungry Newman.

...He was just a fat little mental patient.

Kramerica Industries. A logo designed for a company run by Cosmo Kramer that is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken and one day they'll get that chicken.

You spray it on and you smell like you just came home from the beach.

Hennigan's No Smell No Tell Scotch Whiskey From Kramer

Seinfeld, the show about nothing, but hilarious.

Cosmo!

I've got the Kavorka Jerry!! The lure of the animal. Doyou have the Kavorka? Maybe you need to hang several cloves of garlic around your neck.

Monks.

Izzy Mandelbaum is 80 years old but strong as an ox!

You spray it on and you smell like you just came home from the beach.

Quone! To Quone Something!

The Cosmo, Cosmo t-shirt features a captivating and cosmic-inspired design that will take you on a journey through the vastness of the universe. The repeating pattern of the word "Cosmo" creates a visually intriguing and mesmerizing effect, symbolizing the infinite wonders of outer space. This shirt is perfect for those who are fascinated by astronomy, science, or simply love the mysteries of the cosmos. Crafted with the utmost attention to detail, it combines style and comfort, making it a great addition to any wardrobe. Embrace the cosmic vibes and let your imagination soar with the Cosmo, Cosmo t-shirt.

Frank Costanza \\\\ Retro Style Aesthetic Fanart

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It all started with a single man in a messy apartment that may or may not have had a chicken. With you're help and support they will get that chicken! Buy now and support Kramerica Industries!

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'Your hook is too small. This is for, like, a muffin!'

There is a proctologist in the New York area with a rather large fishing boat named "Assman". You may catch a glimpse of it in the habor on nice days

A subtle reference that Seinfeld and Jerry Stiller fans will appreciate

....a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

A generous donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund - Money for people!

Get the near authentic Kramer look with this "Lobsters All Over" shirt. Why lobsters? Only the K-man knows, well him all the other hipster doofuses.

Seinfeld - Jerry & George & Elaine & Kramer.

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Kramerica Industries / Faded 90s Style Logo Original Design

....a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

Are you a fan of classic comedy and the quirky characters that make it memorable? Our "Kramerica Industries" shirt is a playful nod to one of the most iconic characters in television history, Kramer from the hit show "Seinfeld." Crafted from high-quality, comfortable fabric, this shirt offers a relaxed fit that's perfect for casual outings or just lounging around. It's not just a shirt; it's a conversation starter that lets the world know you have a sense of humor and an appreciation for the absurd. The design features the name "Kramerica Industries" in bold, distinctive lettering. It's a reference to one of Kramer's many misadventures in the show, where he creates a fictional company with grandiose, and often ridiculous, business ...

I'll be at Jerry's with the crew if ya need me. Only true fans will know this address without you telling them.

"It's not a lie... if you believe it" - George Costanza; from Seinfeld

"Hey, how about this…ketchup and mustard in the same bottle? "

Logo parody reveals the theme of the show

Kramerica Industries / Faded 90s Style Logo Original Design