Cthulhu For President Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Cthulhu can't be bought, but it's all too easy to manipulate the political system in His favor using cold, hard cash. Flaunt your ability to buy political favors using your Freedom of $peech with this exclusive Rite to Arise SuperPAC Tee Shirt.

Get on board Cthulhu 2020 with President Cthulhu! Finally a candidate for the White House that is competent! Vote for your eldritch doom.

Cthulhu for President. Stop voting for the lesser evil!

Knock on doors with signature style with this chic minimalist design by internationally acclaimed artist Liviana Sagese on a classic ringer t-shirt. Sometimes the best things can be so simple, like Cthulhu's universal policy of human obliteration — or this rendering of our Dread Lord in minimalist style. Knock on doors with signature style with this chic design by internationally acclaimed artist Liviana Sagese.

Show your support for the greatest candidate of them all: OBLIVION Vote Cthulhu 2020, choice is an illusion to the elder gods and fear is your vote.

My support for Cthulhu is grounded on our long-standing shared belief in insanity as the great equalizer. I am proud to share this t-shirt as a champion for mental health, for the progress we we will make when Cthulhu rises from the depths to drive us all to madness. -Rose Pickman

Cthulhu wants to End the World until the American aegis. But what if we spurn his magnanimous offer and persist in electing the insulting Lesser Evil? What if Cthulhu abandons his patronage of America and instead has intent to become the Eternal President of China?

Why Settle for a Lesser Evil?

This Lovecraftian-inspired tee is a must-have for fans of cosmic horror and those who appreciate political humor. A perfect gift idea for those who find fun in the darker side of elections.

Vote the greatest of two evils.

There's a lot of badness out there so do yourself a favour, don't settle for the LESSER evil! Cowabunga!

We march ever forward toward the day when humanity will finally accept they are nothing but meat for the grinder. But until that time, we suffer under the ignorance of those who believe salvation comes not from utter destruction, but the weakness of the lesser evil.

Wreck. World. Worse.

I know who i'm voting for in the next presidential campaign.

Support your favorite fictional candidate in style with this Lovecraftian-inspired tee. A humorous gift idea - vote for Cthulhu, the greater of two evils.

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cthulhu for president

Display your Cultist Pride. You are an All Star Cultist in Cthulhu's many eyes. Millions of cultists and thousands of years have brought us to this momentous point in time. Display your Cultist Pride! You are an All Star Cultist in Cthulhu's many eyes.

“Why choose the lesser evil anyway, when the greater evil is usually higher quality and will last longer before it breaks?” ― Scott Perkins Why vote for the lesser evil in the 2020 presidential election? Cthulhu offers the Best Evil and can perform the prime apocalypse that humanity deserves.

Dive into the depths of the unknown with this mesmerizing New Age Cthulhu artwork. With a fusion of futuristic elements and eldritch aesthetics, this design captures the essence of a new era of cosmic horror. Let the enigmatic symbolism and futuristic twists immerse you in a world where ancient and futuristic collide.

Vote Cthulhu 2020. Why choose the lesser evil?

Show your support for the greatest candidate of them all: OBLIVION Vote Cthulhu 2020, choice is an illusion to the elder gods and fear is your vote.

Because at this point anything is better !

Vote Cthulhu .. And you'll never have to vote again

I was very pleased with the colouring of the Great Old One. I think I got the tone right. If you've not familiar with Cthulhu ("Ke-too-loo") or have not read any of the stories written by its creator H.P. Lovecraft, I highly recommend it. His writing style is one of a kind. Just get any of the collection set like this one. However, if you're not the reading type, perhaps this documentary will enlighten you. It features interviews from Neil Gaiman (The Sandman, Coraline), John Carpenter (Halloween, The Thing), Guillermo del Torro (Hellboy, The Shape of Water) and many others. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

The Great Old One, Cthulhu, running for president in the 2024 USA presidential election.

The Great Old One, Cthulhu, running for president in the 2024 USA presidential election.

The Great Old One, Cthulhu, running for president in the 2024 USA presidential election.

The Great Old One, Cthulhu, running for president in the 2024 USA presidential election.

Don't vote for the lesser evil vote for The Great new One, Cthulhu Jr for President!

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The Great Old One, Cthulhu, running for president in the 2024 USA presidential election.

The Great Old One, Cthulhu, running for president in the 2024 USA presidential election.

The Great Old One, Cthulhu, running for president in the 2024 USA presidential election.