Cynical Humor Crewneck Sweatshirts

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “If Being Sarcastic Burned Calories I'd Be Transparent By Now” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

is like, dead, and stuff...

This fun typographic design is great for frazzled moms / mums and the sweary and exasperated! Great for lazy days around the house. Available as a Tshirt, baseball shirt, tank, hoodie, sweatshirt and accessories. Great gift for birthdays, celebrations, thanksgiving and the holiday season for dad, mom, mum, brother, sister, uncle, aunt or friend. Click brand link for more designs.

don't appear in bubbles over our heads

This fun typographic design is great for frazzled moms / mums and the sweary and exasperated! Great for lazy days around the house. Available as a Tshirt, baseball shirt, tank, hoodie, sweatshirt and accessories. Great gift for birthdays, celebrations, thanksgiving and the holiday season for dad, mom, mum, brother, sister, uncle, aunt or friend. Click brand link for more designs.

Did I look interested?

I would have no charm at all

Doesn't mean you have to shout

we would all fall off

Live Laugh STFU design

I can't force you to be right.

Gift for this friend who, if was a hero, had the superpower of pooping parties. Funny, sarcastic, superhero, comics, vintage, retro look, old print t shirt design.

gets eaten by the bird. Sleep in.

Or, did you get a defective one.

Heck, I'm older than zip codes. Back in my day, we didn't have Google, we had to walk to the library and read books....

Things get weirder. Sometimes the only reason I continue in this world is morbid curiosity.

This fun typographic design is great for frazzled moms / mums and the sweary and exasperated! Great for lazy days around the house. Available as a Tshirt, baseball shirt, tank, hoodie, sweatshirt and accessories. Great gift for birthdays, celebrations, thanksgiving and the holiday season for dad, mom, mum, brother, sister, uncle, aunt or friend. Click brand link for more designs.

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I have an idiot problem

host body

Best viewed in shirt form, but who am I to judge… with this stylish design!

so, you'll have to settle for sarcasm

sarcasm

My stupid people filter is clogged

is to sweep the room with a glance

Yours seems like a prick

gothy a go go

when it's my turn, I'm gonna sing!

Let 'em know how happy you are to be around

and it confuses stupid people

Agree with me.

is how I get when I'm out of coffee

but they have pills for that now

don't forget to take your brain.

as a challenge

I just need to freak out first.