Cynical Humor Crewneck Sweatshirts

Whatever; cynical humor. Typography, cut out letters. Ransom-style font. Colorful, witty, retro.

Cynical cat; cynical humor. Sarcastic, scornful cat. "Couldn't give a damn". Great design for the cat lover / owner.

Clinical Cynical

"I don't tip because society says I have to ". Humorous quote and ordinary character portrait were mixed on the design.

S*it happens; cynical humor. Typography, metallic letters. Graffiti-style font. Colorful, witty, retro.

Your days are numbered, cynical humor. Typography, metallic letters. Graffiti-style font. Colorful, witty, retro.

Ask the real questions! Life's too short to be worrying. This sarcastic tshirt question is full of dark humor.

Perfect for the person who has no tolerance for stupid questions.

from contact with people.

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.” ― George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

You can and should recycle many things but some things are just trash (or rubbish if you live in the UK or Australia). Tell people you do your own thing with this tongue-in-cheek design: Your opinion is trash.

Cynical T-Shirt. Features text that says “The goalposts will keep moving as long as they know you’ll obey.” Makes a great gift for people who are cynical about politicians, big business, the mainstream media, and The Man. Wear this design and wake up the sheeple. Available on a variety of different color backgrounds. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.” ― George Carlin

A funny work t-shirt design that cuts through all the corporate blah blah blah and tells it how it really is. A bit cynical, a bit snarky. Just how we like it.

Two robot design with the saying: somedays I prefer my machine friends to my human ones, for days when you are feeling antisocial

Better Grab Your Dumbrella - It's Really Stupid Out There Today

Show your witty side with this unique design!

Show your witty side with this unique design!

to establish an alibi

When you got the coof, you're part of the troop.

Funny Animals: Cynical Humor Cat Meme Gift

It's a bubble

If you get treated like a mushroom you know exactly what this is all about. You;re sure to get a reaction with this. You'll get laughs, maybe some sympathy and for sure your friends will want one.

Poison, where would we be without it?

which is probably a good thing

evolution of man will be ended by nuclear explosion but life will start again.

Putting Out Negative Energy :), a product for when we feel comfortable with not being positive.

don't do it.

Simple white letters on black background: "The illusion of my relevance is keeping me going." Well, my mother thinks I'm important. She came to my art show n'everything, I'm a special snowflake. Or just a cog in the machine like everyone else.

The other national deficit

Rated Gen X: Contains strong sarcasm, mild nostalgia, and frequent cynicism. Some Material May Be Inappropriate for Millennials. Boomers Strongly Cautioned. The perfect gift for that Gen X birthday, Christmas, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

It just keeps getting worse

Dude, just move on.

I just don't care.

Radiate negativity - black, red and yellow design with a biohazard mask and toxic radiation symbol. We all feel those negative vibes sometimes,and this design helps you keep the optimists away. A perfect gift idea to the natural born pessimist among your friends and family.