Groan Crewneck Sweatshirts

The best dad jokes are on me. Literally. A great gift for dad on his birthday, Father's Day, Christmas or anniversaries.

A cute cartoon cow. An adorable newborn calf sprawled out beneath her. And the gloriously awful pun, "If a cow gives birth, is it decalfinated?"

UUUHHH

Flopper PHD

A series of lighthearted faces reacting to the state of the world

This Is for You

A gloriously cringe-worthy pun. If this shirt doesn't induce groans, facepalms, and a few threats of bodily harm, you might be wearing it inside-out.

The Tut and Groan logo with Graham the T&G office dog sitting nicely next to it

Hi number one Hungry, I'm number one Dad!

“...there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so...” Shakespeare (Hamlet)

Simple white letters on black background: "flargen blargen". When there are no words left and you just can't even. Moan, groan, flargen blargen, whatever, leave me alone. For pandemic and other apocalypse times.

This witty design promises a humorous twist to your wardrobe, signaling the imminent delivery of a classic dad joke in every wear.

Funny Cat Pun So Fur, So Good

Funny Mothematician Dad Joke

Abnormal Service Will Be Resumed As Soon As Possible (light)

Abnormal Service Will Be Resumed As Soon As Possible (dark)

This shirt is ideal for pretty much all situations, especially those involving people.

A perfect dad joke, a glorious groaner. (No dogs were harmed in the creation of this design.)

Hi, Hungary! I'm Dad!

Sigh. For when it's one of those days.