Izzard Crewneck Sweatshirts

According to the sublime Eddie Izzard, this is the European dream - to be on a hairdryer (moped) while dogs are walking faster than you. Absurd humour at its finest, always, from Ms Izzard.

According to the sublime Eddie Izzard, this is the European dream - to be on a hairdryer (moped) while dogs are walking faster than you. Absurd humour at its finest, always, from Ms Izzard.

"You can't land on the moon and say, 'Ooh, it's all sticky, it's covered in jam.'" The inimitable Eddie Izzard on her Dress to Kill tour with classic absurdist humor; not just for astronauts. Variations available including cartoon versions.

"Hallelujah, hallelujah, joyfully we lark about." It's just not kicking, is it? God must be up there going, "What on Earth is that?" The inimitable Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill tour. Also available in white and red.

Let people know you have a flag.

"Hallelujah, hallelujah, joyfully we lark about." It's just not kicking, is it? God must be up there going, "What on Earth is that?" The inimitable Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill tour. Also available in white and black.

Eddie Izzard

Cake... or death? Now you can have both and be "dressed to kill" with this design inspired by comedian Eddie Izzard!

My painting of Eddie Izzard on a Christmas card

I'll have the chicken.

"You can't land on the moon and say, 'Ooh, it's all sticky, it's covered in jam.'" The inimitable Eddie Izzard on her Dress to Kill tour with classic absurdist humor; not just for astronauts. Variations available including this design in red.

Squirrel Scratchboard Izzard Quote

It’s a little known fact that Aperture Science gets much of its funding from the Church of England…

"You can't land on the moon and say, 'Ooh, it's all sticky, it's covered in jam.'" The inimitable Eddie Izzard on her Dress to Kill tour with classic absurdist humor; not just for astronauts. Variations available including this design in white.

Cake or death? Uh,cake please. Very well, give him cake. You! Cake or death? Er, cake for me too please. Very well, give him cake too. We’re gonna run out of cake at this rate. Absolutely brilliant stuff as always from Eddie (Suzie) Izzard

LE SINGE EST DANS L'ARBRE - 1980s 'O' Level French Lessons

LE SINGE EST DANS L'ARBRE (THE MONKEY IS IN THE TREE) 'O' LEVEL FRENCH LESSONS FROM THE 1980s

Simple white letters on black background: "I believe in cowardice and sandwiches." You gotta believe in something. Cowardice and sandwiches are decent choices, really. Thanks Eddie, we love you forever :)

"Well we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush." "So my choice is...or death?!" Sometimes the option you really want is greyed out and no matter how many times you click, computer says no. This print is for those days.

Beware of the Evil Giraffe, and all evil giraffes

I like my coffee like I like my women - covered in bees! For Eddie Izzard fans, beekeepers, and the confused souls they love.

Cake or Death? Cake please! Whether you're staying at home and baking to distract yourself from the inevitability of mortality, or a die-hard fan of the surreal comedy of Eddie Izzard, choose life, choose cake!

"Hallelujah, hallelujah, joyfully we lark about." It's just not kicking, is it? God must be up there going, "What on Earth is that?" The inimitable Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill tour. Also available in black and red.