John Delorean Crewneck Sweatshirts

Revised version of the great John Delorean

This is Rob Corddry’s Russian energy drink from Hot Tub Time Machine. Here he describes the ingredients. The incredibly deep use of Chernobly as the movie’s core plot device at first made it my top choice for converting to real-life product: Corddry spills Chernobly on the hot tub controls which is how they go back to WinterFest 1986, then some Red Dawn obsessed party adversaries steal their last can and they can’t get back until they recover it. Meanwhile the Chernobyl nuclear disaster occurred in real-life 1986. And as we all know from Back To The Future, time travel won’t work without some sort of nuclear-level energy. A deep plot device indeed.

In John 16, Jesus is telling his disciples that he will be leaving them soon and that they need not be afraid, for he has overcome the world!

They build a time machine and go back in time.

They build a time machine and go back in time.