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Puff Sumo: "He Who Rushes the Draw Shall Taste the Bitterness of Impatience" - Puff Sumo -- An illustration of Puff Sumo as he declares that rushing a cigar can only lead to bitter disappointment on a dark (Knocked Out) background

Puff Sumo Japanese Proverb: A frog in a well knows nothing of the sea — A Japanese manga-style illustration of Puff Sumo in a downtown city scene stating “A frog in a well knows nothing of the sea on a dark (Knocked Out) background

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Puff Sumo: "Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way" -- General George Patton -- An illustration of Puff Sumo smoking a cigar with an intense expression his face on a light (Knocked Out) background

Puff Sumo: Religion is a "Thing" That People Made Up; Honor, Virtue, Respect — Illustration of Puff Sumo sharing his wisdom about honesty "Morals Don’t Require Religion, Just a Clear Path" on a Dark Background on a dark (Knocked Out) background

Puff Sumo: So Desu Ne "そうですね" (Is That So?) -- Puff Sumo smoking a Fat Robusto Cigar acknowledging in his wisdom... "Is That So" in Japanese "So Desu Ne" (そうですね) on a light (Knocked Out) background

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Puff Sumo: Santa Reacting to a Cigar Request for Flavor Infused Acid Cigars -- An illustration of Santa Claus during the Christmas Season laughing his head off at the request for a box of Acid Cigars with the quote "... and Then He Says He Wants a Box of Acid Cigars!" on a light (Knocked Out) background

Puff Sumo: Religion is a "Thing" That People Made Up; Honor, Virtue, Respect — Illustration of Puff Sumo sharing his wisdom about honesty "Morals Don’t Require Religion, Just a Clear Path" on a Dark Background on a light (Knocked Out) background

Puff Sumo : You Represent 3.8 Billion Years of Evolutionary Success. Act Like It! -- An illustration of Puff Sumo smoking a fat Robusto cigar with his thought "You Represent 3.8 Billion Years of Evolutionary Success. Act Like It!" above him On a dark (Knocked Out) background

Puff Sumo : You Represent 3.8 Billion Years of Evolutionary Success. Act Like It! -- An illustration of Puff Sumo smoking a fat Robusto cigar with his thought "You Represent 3.8 Billion Years of Evolutionary Success. Act Like It!" above him On a light (Knocked Out) background

Chinese Dragon: Dragons are Cool, Chinese New Year, Year of the Dragon -- A haunting sepia duotone illustration of a ghostly Chinese Dragon flying through the air for Chinese New Year, Year of the Dragon on a dark (Knocked Out) background

Puff Sumo: There's Nothing Like the First Time With a Great Cigar — An illustration of Puff Sumo experiencing a great cigar for the first time with a huge smile on his face smoking a cigar on a light (Knocked Out) background

Black History Month: Nelson Mandela, "It always seems impossible until it's done." -- An illustration of Nelson Mandela in a modern pop art style on a dark (Knocked Out) background

Parched American Politics: Navigating the Oasis of Unity in a Divided Nation -- An illustration of a perturbed American Citizen who wonders out loud how his country got to where it is today... A Divided Nation. on a dark (Knocked Out) background

A Women's Choice: The Hardest Decision a Woman Can Make Isn't Yours -- An illustration of a woman contemplating her options in the art style of an Italian painter and sculptor who worked mostly in France on a light (Knocked Out) background

Puff Sumo: Nuance, What is it about Nuance that people don’t get -- An illustration of Puff Sumo smoking a fat Robusto cigar with "What is it about Nuance that people don’t get" above on a dark (Knocked Out) background

Chinese Dragon: Dragons are Cool, Chinese New Year, Year of the Dragon -- A haunting sepia duotone illustration of a ghostly Chinese Dragon flying through the air for Chinese New Year, Year of the Dragon on a light (Knocked Out) background

Black History Month: Toni Morrison, “You are your best thing ... You are” -- A digital interpretation of Toni Morrison A Literary Luminary and Cultural Icon with her quote “You are your best thing ... You are” above on a dark (Knocked Out) background

Puff Sumo: Nuance, What is it about Nuance that people don’t get -- An illustration of Puff Sumo smoking a fat Robusto cigar with "What is it about Nuance that people don’t get" above on a light (Knocked Out) background

Puff Sumo 2: Smoking a Fat Cigar in a Dystopian City Scene — A Japanese manga-style illustration of Puff Sumo in a downtown city scene stating “A frog in a well knows nothing of the sea on a dark (Knocked Out) background

Eat The Rich -- A haunting illustration of a a zombie in a black robe with his mouth open, in the style of cyberpunk realism revealing fanged teeth ready to take a bite out of the Privileged, Entitled, and The Rich on a dark (knocked out) background

Parched American Politics: Navigating the Oasis of Unity in a Divided Nation -- An illustration of a perturbed American Citizen who wonders out loud how his country got to where it is today... A Divided Nation. on a light (Knocked Out) background

A Women's Choice: The Hardest Decision a Woman Can Make Isn't Yours -- An illustration of a woman contemplating her options in the art style of an Italian painter and sculptor who worked mostly in France on a dark (Knocked Out) background

Puff Sumo: He who speaks the truth doesn’t mind being questioned — Illustration of Puff Sumo sharing his wisdom about honesty "A man who tells the truth doesn’t mind being questioned" on a light (Knocked Out) background

Earth Day: April 22nd A Reflection on Our Planet’s Fragile Existence -- An illustration of a lone flowering plant in the middle of parched earth with "Earth Day" above on a light (Knocked Out) background

Earth Day: April 22nd A Reflection on Our Planet’s Fragile Existence -- An illustration of a lone flowering plant in the middle of parched earth with "Earth Day" above on a dark (Knocked Out) background

47 Ronin Day 4: Ako Gishi Sai, December 14 (47 Ronin) -- Illustration of a lone Ronin Samurai (Oishi Kuranosuke) contemplating his historic attack on Sengakuji Temple Japan on a dark (Knocked Out) background

Popcorn: Enjoy the Political Chaos Show (aka Shit Show) in America -- A bucket of buttered popcorn for you to enjoy the Shit Show on a dark (Knocked Out) background

Cigar Smoking Bulldog: Nothing Bothers Me When I'm Smoking a Cigar -- An illustration of a Japanese Bulldog smoking a Cigar while wearing a Japanese Smoking Jacket on a dark (knocked out) background

Puff Sumo in Japanese: I Believe in Myself Not Your Opinion— A Japanese manga-style illustration of Puff Sumo in a downtown city scene stating "I Believe in Myself Not Your Opinion" in Japanese (俺には俺の道がある) on a light (Knocked Out) background

Puff Sumo: He who speaks the truth doesn’t mind being questioned — Illustration of Puff Sumo sharing his wisdom about honesty "A man who tells the truth doesn’t mind being questioned" on a dark (Knocked Out) background

Stack of Rocks: They're as Smart as a Stack of Rocks -- A pen and ink line illustration on sepia tones of a stack of rocks intended to represent the lack of intelligence in the United States governance system on a dark (Knocked Out) background

Earth Day: April 22nd A Reflection on Our Planet’s Fragile Existence -- An illustration of a lone flowering plant in the middle of parched earth with "Earth Day" above on a dark (Knocked Out) background

47 Ronin Day 4: Ako Gishi Sai, December 14 (47 Ronin) -- Illustration of a lone Ronin Samurai (Oishi Kuranosuke) contemplating his historic attack on Sengakuji Temple Japan on a light (Knocked Out) background

Puff Sumo in Japanese: I Believe in Myself Not Your Opinion— A Japanese manga-style illustration of Puff Sumo in a downtown city scene stating "I Believe in Myself Not Your Opinion" in Japanese (俺には俺の道がある) on a dark (Knocked Out) background