Kramer Crewneck Sweatshirts

Celebrate Festivus with the Festivus Pole, Meatloaf with Simple Red Sauce, The Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, and perhaps a Festivus Miracle or two!

"Stopping the Motion (White Background)" Design inspired by half alive rest (Also available with a water color background design on the shop!)

Erin Brockovich - Alternative Movie Poster

"It's not a lie... if you believe it" - George Costanza; from Seinfeld

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World - Alternative Movie Poster

IT'S GO TIME! Izzy Mandelbaum Quote Tribute

It all started with a single man in a messy apartment that may or may not have had a chicken. With you're help and support they will get that chicken! Buy now and support Kramerica Industries!

Del Boca Vista

"creature" Design inspired by half alive creature

"Half Alive Lines And Dots Logo" Design inspired by half alive

It may not be a passionate doodle, but it's a doodle damnit!

Funny 90s show character Jerome

Because The Mail Never Stops.

Quone! To Quone Something!

Quality Furniture Since 1996

Does every episode feature the coffee shop? Probably, right?

Assman

"half alive calligraphy" Design inspired by half alive

Are you needing a last minute Christmas or Festivus gift? How bout a donation in the name of your friend or loved one to the Human Fund! The Human Fund provides money for people. That's as clear as we're willing to be. It has a certain understated stupidity.

cottage near the lake

"Now Not Yet" Design inspired by half alive Now Not Yet

The new Broadway sensation about one young woman's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

"Arrow" Design inspired by half alive Arrow

"ice cold" Design inspired by half alive ice cold

WHY ARE YOU THREATENED BY GENDER EQUALITY by Swoot! Swoot pledges to donate 100% of profits of the sales of this design to Act Up in Honor of Marsha P. Johnson, Sylvia Rivera and Larry Kramer. Help support the cause!

There is a proctologist in the New York area with a rather large fishing boat named "Assman". You may catch a glimpse of it in the habor on nice days

the sea was angry that day my friends

Are you needing a last minute Christmas or Festivus gift? How bout a donation in the name of your friend or loved one to the Human Fund! The Human Fund provides money for people. That's as clear as we're willing to be. It has a certain understated stupidity.

A generous donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund

Elevate your day with our 'Festivus Day' tee from the 'Day' series, a hipster and ironic celebration of those colloquial days we all know and love. This straight-to-the-point, hilarious shirt encapsulates the Festivus spirit, bringing a touch of humor and personality to your wardrobe. Here's a Festivus fact for you: The fictional holiday of Festivus, popularized by the TV show Seinfeld, includes traditions such as the 'Airing of Grievances' and the 'Feats of Strength.' It's the perfect day to embrace the quirks and humor of this expressive tee!

Mama, it's me, Jacobo

Het, what happened to you? ...Serenity.

"Half Alive Now Not Yet photo" Design inspired by half alive Now Not Yet Tour

Street toughs took my armoire?