Machete Kills Crewneck Sweatshirts

Machete Session Design

Machete Session Design

They Just F@cked with the Wrong Mexican.

Machete

Machete

inspired by Machete

Based on the 80's wrestling figures with my sense of humor.

Machete boy

vector illustration of Machete

Machete doll

Machete t shirt

Nothing can stop him.

Based on the popular Snickers commercial starring Brady Bunch and Machete

You really, really don't F with MACHETE.

a parody.

The Future of Innovation

Machete is a movie starring Danny Trejo and directed by Robert Rodriguez.

Danny Trejo what the hell!!

Stuntman Mike's Professional Stunt Driving School is your number one stop if you're serious about making it big as a Hollywood stuntman. He's got the chops to make you the kind of wheelman that makes Jason Statham look good. And if you plan on stopping by, make sure you find your way to Stuntman Mike's and not his brother's shitty place down the way, Stuntman Bob's. Drive hard!

An action star that ages like a fine wine

"There's a legend around here. A killer buried, but not dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse. Jason Voorhees' curse. They say he died as a boy, but he keeps coming back. Few have seen him and lived. Some have even tried to stop him... No one can. People forget he's down there, waiting..." This design features a highly accurate, hand painted replica of Jason Voorhees famous hockey mask from the Friday The 13th films with the dead eyes of Jason himself peering out at you.

Get ready to meet your favorite tough guy! Danny Trejo is an American actor and filmmaker with a legendary career spanning decades. From his distinctive tattoos to his iconic roles in movies like "Machete" and "Con Air," Trejo is a true icon of popular culture. His inspiring life story of overcoming adversity has made him a role model for many. Celebrate his legendary status with eye-catching designs featuring Danny Trejo!

Danny trejo Machete

Introverted But Willing To Discuss Danny Trejo

Jason Number 13

Bad Ass

Danny Trejo as a badass zombie. 'Nuff said...

Get ready to meet your favorite tough guy! Danny Trejo is an American actor and filmmaker with a legendary career spanning decades. From his distinctive tattoos to his iconic roles in movies like "Machete" and "Con Air," Trejo is a true icon of popular culture. His inspiring life story of overcoming adversity has made him a role model for many. Celebrate his legendary status with eye-catching designs featuring Danny Trejo!

MACHETE'S TACOS

Why don't they ever get in the running car anyway?

Get ready to meet your favorite tough guy! Danny Trejo is an American actor and filmmaker with a legendary career spanning decades. From his distinctive tattoos to his iconic roles in movies like "Machete" and "Con Air," Trejo is a true icon of popular culture. His inspiring life story of overcoming adversity has made him a role model for many. Celebrate his legendary status with eye-catching designs featuring Danny Trejo!

Why don't they just get in the running car anyway?

Jason sharpens his machete to prepare for the big day.

"Tortuga" (literally "Tortoise" in English) was a Cartel drug runner who worked for Juan Bolsa. He was also secretly a criminal informant to the DEA in El Paso about the inner workings of the cartel. He would ultimately be murdered by The Cousins on the orders of Juan Bolsa for his betrayal of the cartel.

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