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Please Refrain from Calling Short People Names Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Please refrain from calling short people any of the following: Child, Brat, Imp, Shortie, Gremlin, Egg, Elf, Nugget, Fiend, Goblin, Minion, Dwarf, Sprite, Midget, Junior!

Tags: awesome short people, funny size, mini human, people mcnugget, please refrain

Please Refrain from Calling Short People Names Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Raccoons and Short People are Similar Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Fact: Short people and Raccoons share the same traits: Small, Nocturnal, Highly Intelligent, Extremely Adaptable, Black Circles Around Eyes, Hiss When Threatened, Opportunistic, Eat Garbage, Cute

Tags: animal, cute raccoon, funny size, im not short, mini human

Raccoons and Short People are Similar Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

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Thousands of designs spanning dozens of categories, all at the best prices. Browse the massive selection and find exactly what you are looking for!

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Short People Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Venus Complete

$38 $30

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SHORT is never a choice but we can live it through with it!

Tags: im not short, mini human, people mcnugget, short people funny, short people gifts

SHORT Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Life is short and so am I Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Life is short and so am I: modern and funny design for short people with a sense of humor. Black text version.

Tags: funny quote, funny saying, humor, joke, short people humor

Life is short and so am I Crewneck Sweatshirt

by LemonBox

$38 $30

Just Call Me Squirt 1947 Crewneck Sweatshirt

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While not everyone embraces being short, those who do own it like nobody's business...

Tags: short people humor, awesome short people, soda, short people gifts, im not short

Just Call Me Squirt 1947 Crewneck Sweatshirt

by JCD666

$38 $30

Short People Have Short Tempers Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Who would have known that temper is relative to height?

Tags: awesome short people, cool short people, fun size, im not short, minihuman

Short People Have Short Tempers Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Short People are Superior Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Short People are Superior!

Tags: awesome short people, im not short, mini human, people mcnugget, short people are superior

Short People are Superior Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Short People are Destined for Greatness Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Short people are on their way to success!

Tags: awesome short people, destined for greatness, greatness, im not short, mini human

Short People are Destined for Greatness Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

If it was illegal to be this short... Crewneck Sweatshirt

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If it was illegal to be this short, then I guess I'm most wanted!

Tags: awesome short people, most wanted, partners in crime, people mcnugget, short people funny

If it was illegal to be this short... Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Short People are the Cutest Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Short people, given the way they are, are the CUTEST!

Tags: adorable, cutest, funny, height, people mcnugget

Short People are the Cutest Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

The Superiority of Short People Crewneck Sweatshirt

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I am so sorry but were you talking? Couldn't hear you over the sound of the SUPERIORITY OF SHORT PEOPLE!

Tags: awesome short people, fun size, im not short, people mcnugget, short people are superior

The Superiority of Short People Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

I am Short and I Love Sarcasm and Animals Crewneck Sweatshirt

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I am short and have love for Sarcasm and Animals. Who doesn't love those two anyway?

Tags: animals, awesome short people, concentrated awesome, im not short, people mcnugget

I am Short and I Love Sarcasm and Animals Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

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Be part of the squad! We are small but together we are tall!

Tags: awesome short people, cool short people, friendship goals, im not short, mini human

Short People Squad Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

And Though She Be But Little She Is Fierce Crewneck Sweatshirt

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And Though She Be But Little She Is Fierce

Tags: quote, floral, short people humor, shakespeare, fierce

And Though She Be But Little She Is Fierce Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Iconicolee

$38 $30

How to Ask People Why They're Short Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Unspoken rule around short people!

Tags: concentrated awesome, im not short, people mcnugget, short, short people gifts

How to Ask People Why They're Short Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

I Got Hit by a Shrink Ray Crewneck Sweatshirt

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I'm not small. It's just that I got hit by a shrink ray!

Tags: awesome short people, funny size, people mcnugget, science geek gift, short people for men

I Got Hit by a Shrink Ray Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Short Legs - Please Be Patient When Walking With Me Crewneck Sweatshirt

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It is difficult to keep up when you are the one in the gang with the short legs!

Tags: awesome short people, fun size humor, great short people, im not short, mini human

Short Legs - Please Be Patient When Walking With Me Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Short People are the Most Powerful Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Short people are the most powerful!

Tags: awesome short people, funny size, great short people, im not short, love short people

Short People are the Most Powerful Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Short People are Fueled by Coffee Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Short people are fueled by coffee!

Tags: awesome short people, caffeine, coffee, coffee is always a good idea, coffee lovers gifts

Short People are Fueled by Coffee Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Tall People Serve Small People Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Tall people were only made to serve Small People

Tags: awesome short people, im not short, people mcnugget, short, short people gifts

Tall People Serve Small People Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

I am Down to Earth than Most People Crewneck Sweatshirt

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The best thing about people that are short is that they are DOWN to Earth

Tags: awesome short people, cool short people, down to earth, funny size, great short people

I am Down to Earth than Most People Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Short People Against Cancer Crewneck Sweatshirt

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The fight against cancer is tough but the short people are with you!

Tags: breast cancer, cancer awareness, cancer support, fight cancer, short people problems

Short People Against Cancer Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Being Short is the Last Thing I Wanted to be Crewneck Sweatshirt

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It's not like I had a choice when it comes to my height

Tags: being short, people mcnugget, short people funny, short people problems, short people quotes

Being Short is the Last Thing I Wanted to be Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Life is Short like my Friggin' Legs! Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Life is short like my legs!

Tags: awesome short people, cool short people, cool size, funny size, im not short

Life is Short like my Friggin' Legs! Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

I am Only Short when I'm Wearing this Shirt Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Wearing this shirt makes people think that you're short!

Tags: awesome short people, concentrated awesome, cool short people, funny size, great short people

I am Only Short when I'm Wearing this Shirt Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

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Be small. Be Angry. Be Fancy.

Tags: awesome short people, fun size humor, great short people, im not short, people mcnugget

Small, Angry, Fancy Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Our Group of Friends Consist of Small People and a Giraffe Crewneck Sweatshirt

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There's always that one squad where it consists of short people and one really hecking tall person

Tags: awesome short people, giraffe, mini human, people mcnugget, short peopel humor

Our Group of Friends Consist of Small People and a Giraffe Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Short People are the Real Stars Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Short people have the spotlight in the show of life!

Tags: 5 stars, awesome short people, i am the star, im not short, mini human

Short People are the Real Stars Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

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Short is a universal language

Tags: chibi, im not short, japanese, japanese insults, mini human

Short Ochibi おチビ Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

I'm a Proof that Shrink Rays Work Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Proving shrink rays would mean that humanity's technology has advanced TOO far! You might be a proof that shrink rays work!

Tags: awesome short people, geek, im not short, people mcnugget, short people for women

I'm a Proof that Shrink Rays Work Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Relationship Status: Really Small Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Really small to even care about anything else!

Tags: awesome short people, fun size, great short people, im not short, people mcnugget

Relationship Status: Really Small Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Short Person Crewneck Sweatshirt

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I thought it would be over the lazy dog but the fox saw the short person instead!

Tags: awesome short people, baby fox, cool short people, cute foxes, funny size

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Short Person Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Small People Make the Best Ninjas Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Because they are hard to spot, small people are the best ninjas..

Tags: awesome short people, cool short people, cute ninja, mini human, ninja

Small People Make the Best Ninjas Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

Do Not Ask Why We Are Short Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Unspoken rule when hanging out with people of short height

Tags: do not ask why we are short, short people funny, short people jokes, short people problems

Do Not Ask Why We Are Short Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

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SHORT stands for: Sarcastic, Happy, Optimistic, Rebellious, Terrifying

Tags: awesome short people, fun size, im not short, low height, mini human

S.H.O.R.T. Crewneck Sweatshirt

by giovanniiiii

$38 $30

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Where can I find other short people designs?

In addition to short people designs, you can explore the marketplace for im not short, short, and short person designs sold by independent artists.

What material is this item made of?

Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with a twill neckline and banded cuffs to keep in the heat.

What USA ship methods are available?

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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