Thumb War Crewneck Sweatshirts

The thumb federation helps thumb wrestlers get into the wrestling ring and thumb wrestle with hopes of getting a thumbs up from their dad. If the dad had this cool design he might stop playing possum with your emotions.

We've had enough of opposable thumbs

Let's settle this like men with a thumb war. Illustration of a thumb war with the thumbs wearing war helmets.

by Evan Ferstenfeld and Mitch Loidolt.

Pinky Swear (1,2,3,4)

Everything's gonna be alright

Fake First Place

Yeah we are-- BZZZZP BRRRZZP BZZT--- a-down the roooooad!