Your Secrets Are Safe With Me Because Crewneck Sweatshirts

Your Secrets are Safe with Me Because There is A Good Chance I Wasn't Listening Perfect for those who sometimes zone out during conversations, this shirt playfully reassures others about their secrets. Wear it during casual hangouts, social gatherings, or anytime you want to add a touch of humor to your outfit.

Your Secrets Are Safe With Me Because I Usually Don’t Listen To What You Say.

Your Secrets Are Safe With Me Because I Usually Don’t Listen To What You Say.

My wife's secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening! A funny play on the fact that a man never listens while his wife is talking ;)

Can you be trusted with a secret? Of course you can! You're not gonna even know it because why would you even listen?

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Your Secrets Are Safe With Me” design on apparel and gifts.

My wife's secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening! A funny play on the fact that a man never listens while his wife is talking ;)

your secrets are safe with me because there is a good chance i wasn't listening design

Simple white letters on black background: "Your secrets are safe with me. Because I will instantly forget them." Go on, tell me ANYTHING. I couldn't tell anyone else even if I wanted to. Who are you again?

your nudes are safe with me

Your secrets are safe with me...there is a good chance I won't be listening. Wonderful design perfect for people who love cats. Grab this unique and vibrant design as a gift for a special someone in your life or as a way to treat yourself.

Your secret’s safe with Me there’s good chance I wasn’t listening shirt | meme T-shirt, funny shirt, gag

Your secret’s safe with Me there’s good chance I wasn’t listening shirt | meme T-shirt, funny shirt, gag

This is a great skill to have when getting someone to tell you their secrets. Buy this tee to show that you’re the ideal person to hear secrets.

So not listening

Your Secrets Are Safe With Me lettering grunge design with Pastel Red, Deep Magenta, and RYB Blue color combination.

So don't worry!