Doomscrolling Merch

Obsessively scrolling down to social media timeline to view every post, a kind of fomo.

They say it gets better. They're wrong.

Doomscroller Text-Based Speech Bubble Obsessively reading social media posts about how utterly fucked we are.

Don’t be like Doomscrolling Cat.

Don’t be like Doomscrolling Cat.

Doomscroller Text-Based Speech Bubble Obsessively reading social media posts about how utterly fucked we are.

Admit, you can’t stop doomscrolling. Celebrate this generation’s beloved pastime and let others IRL know what’s really on your mind. In your favorite shade of blue.

if you reach this post, better stop & buy

When you keep scrolling through all of your social media feeds, looking for the most recent upsetting news about the latest catastrophe. The amount of time spent doing this is directly proportional to how much worse you're going to feel after you're done.

Admit, you can’t stop doomscrolling. Celebrate this generation’s beloved pastime and let others IRL know what’s really on your mind.

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I _ on company time!

The perfect soundtrack to watch the world burn.

aww my adhd brothers and sisters understand, low dopamine unite

Introducing our latest creation: the perfect shirt for anyone who loves to make a statement without saying a word! Our funny sarcastic graphic t-shirt is sure to turn heads and start conversations. Featuring a witty and clever design, this shirt is a must-have for anyone who enjoys a good laugh. Made from high-quality materials and available in a range of sizes, this shirt is comfortable and durable enough to wear on any occasion. Whether you're looking to make a bold statement or just want to add a bit of humor to your wardrobe, this shirt is the perfect choice. So why wait? Order yours today and get ready to show off your sense of humor in style!

Doomscroll

January: "This year, I will spend less time surfing the internet." December: *Doomscroll* *Doomscroll*. Doomscrolling Cat’s New Year’s Resolution is to spend less time surfing the internet. Doomscrolling Cat is struggling to stay on the wagon. Doomscrolling Cat will do better next year.

Introducing our latest creation: the perfect shirt for anyone who loves to make a statement without saying a word! Our funny sarcastic graphic t-shirt is sure to turn heads and start conversations. Featuring a witty and clever design, this shirt is a must-have for anyone who enjoys a good laugh. Made from high-quality materials and available in a range of sizes, this shirt is comfortable and durable enough to wear on any occasion. Whether you're looking to make a bold statement or just want to add a bit of humor to your wardrobe, this shirt is the perfect choice. So why wait? Order yours today and get ready to show off your sense of humor in style!

This cat is doomscrolling.

Are you embracing life? Are you in the here and now? Do you want to motivate your friends, family, and strangers to get stop scrolling through social media and #startliving? This statement design is for you!

Simple white letters on black background: Leave me alone. I'm doomscrolling. And who could blame you after a pandemic and an attempted insurrection? If you expect the worst then good news can be a pleasant surprise, if any ever comes.

u up?

part of our god-jesus-satan-nature series. Collect them all!

We've all been there, late at night, with out little piece of BLACK METAL propped above our face, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling ... HELL is the blue light of impending doom, the BREAKING NEWS just below the frame. Turn it off!

January: "This year, I will spend less time surfing the internet." December: *Doomscroll* *Doomscroll*. Doomscrolling Cat’s New Year’s Resolution is to spend less time surfing the internet. Doomscrolling Cat is struggling to stay on the wagon. Doomscrolling Cat will do better next year.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge honors the tireless service of your scrolling finger.

Grim Reaper daily kill count

Grim Reaper friend request

Let's face it - there's a lot of us out there in this category!

A wonderful gift for that special someone who has no time for positivity or joy.

We all do it - We're fixating on the phone screen, doomscrolling, chasing emails, or whatever, and missing the real world that's all around us. To illustrate, the character in this image is sitting in a beautiful natural environment that he's not even aware of because he's isolated in his greyed-out screen bubble. I just want him to look up and see what's around him. That could be a first step in his digital detox.

Are you embracing life? Are you in the here and now? Do you want to motivate your friends, family, and strangers to get stop scrolling through social media and #startliving? This statement design is for you!

Simple white letters on black background: "doomscroller". If you weren't a doomscroller before 2020, you sure as dangit are now. Pick your poison - Twitter, the book of faces, various news sites - and try to find today's things that threaten us with death. Fun!

Gas mask and flowers street art.

how do you achieve inner peace while doom is everywhere? asking for a friend.

We're pursued by FOMO, the fear of missing out, every day. What if I miss a tweet or an update? Did someone like my post? Maybe someone tagged me in something? Will they be offended if I don't like that post right away? Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling... Why not drop all that, reclaim your life, and experience the joy of missing out?

We all do it - We're fixating on the phone screen, doomscrolling, chasing emails, or whatever, and missing the real world that's all around us. To illustrate, the character in this image is sitting in a beautiful natural environment that he's not even aware of, because he's isolated in his greyed-out screen bubble. I just want him to look up and see what's around him. That could be a first step in his digital detox.