Doomscroller Magnets

Simple white letters on black background: "doomscroller". If you weren't a doomscroller before 2020, you sure as dangit are now. Pick your poison - Twitter, the book of faces, various news sites - and try to find today's things that threaten us with death. Fun!

A wonderful gift for that special someone who has no time for positivity or joy.

A funny minimal typography of the word doomscroller, in white text. Label yourself. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Doomscroller Text-Based Speech Bubble Obsessively reading social media posts about how utterly fucked we are.

Doomscroller Text-Based Speech Bubble Obsessively reading social media posts about how utterly fucked we are.

Let's face it - there's a lot of us out there in this category!

Simple white letters on black background: Leave me alone. I'm doomscrolling. And who could blame you after a pandemic and an attempted insurrection? If you expect the worst then good news can be a pleasant surprise, if any ever comes.

Are you embracing life? Are you in the here and now? Do you want to motivate your friends, family, and strangers to get stop scrolling through social media and #startliving? This statement design is for you!

aww my adhd brothers and sisters understand, low dopamine unite

sometimes that's life, rainbows and doom.

They say it gets better. They're wrong.

When you keep scrolling through all of your social media feeds, looking for the most recent upsetting news about the latest catastrophe. The amount of time spent doing this is directly proportional to how much worse you're going to feel after you're done.

Tortilla chips, anyone? Mash up parody design

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I _ on company time!

We've all been there, late at night, with out little piece of BLACK METAL propped above our face, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling ... HELL is the blue light of impending doom, the BREAKING NEWS just below the frame. Turn it off!

if you reach this post, better stop & buy

u up?

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