Frank Costanza Merch

Frank Costanza \\\\ Retro Style Aesthetic Fanart

SERENITY NOW

This is Frank Costanza. You think you can keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court. And I dare you to keep me out!

I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday. I feel vigorous.

You want a piece of me? You GOT IT!

George quotes from Seinfeld

Monk's Cafe

Seinfeld (/ˈsaɪnfɛld/ SYNE-feld) is an American television sitcom created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. It aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998, over nine seasons and 180 episodes. It stars Seinfeld as a fictionalized version of himself and focuses on his personal life with three of his friends: best friend George Costanza (Jason Alexander), former girlfriend Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and his neighbor from across the hall, Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards). It is set mostly in an apartment building in Manhattan's Upper West Side in New York City. It has been described as "a show about nothing", often focusing on the minutiae of daily life.

Enjoy

Serenity Now....... Insanity Later.

Del Boca Vista / Faded Style 90s Design

Have you donated?

Celebrate Festivus with the Festivus Pole, Meatloaf with Simple Red Sauce, The Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, and perhaps a Festivus Miracle or two!

'Your hook is too small. This is for, like, a muffin!'

Assman Seinfeld New York

Estelle Costanza: “I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park.” Show your love for the greatest TV mom of all time <3

A subtle reference that Seinfeld and Jerry Stiller fans will appreciate

Serendipitous Sitcom Celebrate the Unpredictable Comedy and Memorable Moments of Seinfelds on a Tee

Vanilla and Chocolate

I'm assuming he left this message for Jerry after berating Mr. Steinbrenner for trading Jay Buhner. So, that once the important stuff was out of the way Frank could call Jerry and let him know George is dead. A great shirt for letting people know about possibly one of the funniest bits from Seinfeld and also the best messages.

Kenny Bania is a fellow comedian with whom Jerry frequently comes into contact on the New York City comedy circuit. He is a "hack" standup comedian, much loathed by Jerry. Bania is portrayed by Steve Hytner.

I reckon

Celebrate Festivus with the Festivus Pole, Meatloaf with Simple Red Sauce, The Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, and perhaps a Festivus Miracle or two!

Del Boca Vista

Del Boca Vista / Retro Style 90s Design

The mug is round, the jar is round.. they should call it Roundtine!

That’s right, folks. I just had three shots of Hennigan’s, and I don’t smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That’s Hennigan’s, the no-smell, no-tell Scotch.

Some people need to spend hours in the gym to really feel the benefits of working out, but not Frank Costanza. He only needs a few reps with a dumbbell. Maybe your like Frank and working out with a dumbbell makes you feel vigorous and if so then this is your shirt. Let 'em know you worked out and that you are feeling it!

Stealing my designs? GTFO.

Oh, I was unstoppable. Perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella. Just a right amount of grease on the joystick.

Gerald Isaac Stiller (born June 8, 1927) is an American comedian and actor. He spent many years in the comedy team Stiller and Meara with his wife, Anne Meara. He later played Frank Costanza on the NBC sitcom Seinfeld and Arthur Spooner on the CBS comedy series The King of Queens.

Are you needing a last minute Christmas or Festivus gift? How bout a donation in the name of your friend or loved one to the Human Fund! The Human Fund provides money for people. That's as clear as we're willing to be. It has a certain understated stupidity.

Morty Seinfeld's shirt

For Seinfeld's fans

Seinfeld

The Sea Was Angry That Day My Friends ... (Pretend) Marine Biology is a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.