Funeral Director Merch

Minimalist design fitting for massage therapists who loves sarcasm. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend or girlfriend who also loves dark humor. Design is also fitting in time for MT day May 1st.

Rated E for Ewww…”Mortician” – May contain blood, gore & lots of crazy stories. Funny mortuary humor, movie rating style graphic. Perfect for a mortician, embalmer or undertaker or mortuary science student.

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Funeral directors and cemetery workers will love this funny saying with a coffin design. Perfect for any mortician, cemetery counselor or grave digger. I Will Bury You. Seriously. I Can Totally Handle That For You! with coffin graphic is a fun idea for a Mortuary Science student or graduate with a sense of humor.

Last Responder // Hearse Retro Design

Part of myCool death range

Last Responder

Last Responder Dark Humor

Mortician // Vintage Fanart Tribute. This design also available in t-shirt and other merchandise.

In Loving Memory Of My Mamaw Breast Cancer Awareness

A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals.

I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am.

I Have Two Titles, MOM and Mortician and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for a woman embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder mom who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Last Responder Dark Humor

Purple line - Toe Pincher Coffin - RIP - Sweet Release of Death

Peace Love Embalming. A cute mortuary science gift for an embalmer who works to embalm bodies. Order this for a mortician in a funeral home.

Two skull outlines framed by scrolls, embalming trocars and the words "You'd Drink Too If You've Seen What I've Seen". Great for any Embalmer, Mortician or Funeral Director. Fun drinking party design. Unique mortuary humor for anyone in the Funeral industry or a Mortuary Science student. Original Graveyard Gossip saying & design.

Cool text design “Mortician” weaved with a trocar embalming instrument. Great for any embalmer, mortician, undertaker, Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Hashtag design, with a trocar embalmers tool, for a girl embalmer, mortician, future female embalmer or mortuary science student who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery.

Black line - Toe Pincher Coffin - RIP - Sweet Release of Death

Funny for an embalmer, mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. Perfect for the embalming prep room. I'm Famous in the Prep Room with a coffin graphic is fun for an apprentice or Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Last responder hearse design for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker, funeral coach driver, hearse owner or Mortuary Science student.

You Look Good Open Casket Good Funny Mortician Embalmer

The original, “Mortician, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Funny gift for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director, undertaker or mortuary science student.

Inherited Funeral Assistant

Cute and funny skull design for people who love Halloween, skull art, skull décor and horror movies. Are you easily distracted by skulls and skeletons? Then this is for you! Perfect for an anthropologist, future archaeologist or goth room decoration.

Last Responder Dark Humor Grim Reaper

Inherited Funeral Arranger

Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for Embalmer: Loved one or Friend !

Funny Italian Morticians Pizza Lover and Embalmer. Funny Joke and Sarcastic motive with The Quote Will Embalm for Pizza Gift for Morticians, Pizza and Italian Food Lovers and Embalmers Gift for Embalmers, Morticians and Pizza Lovers perfect for a mortuary Science Studens for a Funeral Service by Gift for Embalmers, Morticians and Pizza Lovers

Cool design for an embalmer, mortician, Mortuary Science student or graduate using embalming tools. "Embalmer" with a skull and two trocar embalming instrument crossbones is great for the funeral home prep room.

Funny death humor with trocar buttons used in embalming. Perfect for anyone who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. “Put A Button In It” embalming tool inside joke is a great design for an embalmer, mortician, funeral director, mortuary science student or future embalmer.

Still searching for Funny Mortician Embalmer Funeral Last Responder Service Coroner Morgue Cemetry Graveyard Funeral Director Mortician Medical Examiner designs? Make a statement with this Support Coroners Your Local Last Responders tee. Makes a great gift for the coroners & medical examiners.

Funny quote for a mortician or embalmer with a sense of humor who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. Perfect for your wife, mom, girlfriend or daughter mortician. “A Good Mortician Will Leave You Stiff and With A Smile”, embalming saying with coffin graphic is great for a mortuary science student or future mortician.

Funny saying for a mortician, undertaker, funeral director, embalmer, grave digger or cemetery worker. “I Will Bury You” with coffin graphic is perfect for a Mortuary Science student or graduate with a sense of humor.

Life is a Grave and I Dig It, a gothic inspired design with adorable gravestone details. Great design for a taphophile, cemetery tourist, mortician, embalmer or funeral director.