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Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin cut-outs in the letters. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.

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I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am.

Funny death humor with trocar buttons used in embalming. Perfect for anyone who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. “Put A Button In It” embalming tool inside joke is a great design for an embalmer, mortician, funeral director, mortuary science student or future embalmer.

For those who have a morbid sense of humor

I Have Two Titles, MOM and Embalmer and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for a woman embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder mom who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Great design for any future Funeral Director, Mortician or Embalmer just starting Mortuary Science college. Straight Into Mortuary Science distressed design with two trocar embalming instruments for a Mortuary Science student with a sense of humor.

Cool text design “Embalmer” weaved with a trocar embalming instrument. Great for any embalmer, mortician, undertaker, Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

A design for spooky season when you are feeling both cute and deadly. Perfect for a casual night out with your ghouls or boo.

I'll Be the Last To Let You Down - Your Friendly Undertaker. Funny Undertaker saying for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director or cemetery worker. A classic mortuary joke. I'll Be the Last To Let You Down-Your Friendly Undertaker, with coffin design. Perfect for a Mortuary Science student, retired undertaker or the funeral home employee room.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

Coffin Dodger, the ideal gift for the aged, as a joke of course

SEE MUG DESIGN ITEM PAGE. Surprise your favorite mortician, funeral director, embalmber, undertaker, mortuary student, etc with a 2-sided mug of embalming fluid!

Scary but funny skull design and saying. Perfect for anyone who loves Halloween, funny sayings, skull art, skull décor and horror movies. Shhh… The Voices in My head Are Discussing Your Future. Perfect for parents of teenagers with a sense of humor.

Funny for an embalmer, mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. Perfect for the embalming prep room. I'm Famous in the Prep Room with #66 is fun for an apprentice or Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Funny idea for any embalmer, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science college student. I May Look Like I’m Listening But I’m Thinking About Embalming. Cool distressed lettering and trocar design. Perfect for an apprentice or future embalmer in the prep room.

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Cool design for a woman embalmer, future embalmer or mortician who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. #girlembalmer trendy hashtag saying is great for a mom or daughter embalmer or Mortuary Science student or graduate.

This Dad of a Beautiful Daughter is Also a Crematory Operator With an Alibi. Funny saying for a dad of daughters who is in charge of cremations at a mortuary, cemetery or crematory. Perfect for a Funeral Director, Mortician or Crematory Operator with a sense of humor and daughters.

Sense of humor required. This design is for your favorite man-hating feminist or your mortician friends.

All Men Are Cremated Equal

The original, “Embalmer, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Great for an embalmer, future embalmer, mortician, funeral director, undertaker or mortuary science student,

Mortuary Response Team 2020 design with red biohazard symbol. A year to remember. Cool design for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker or Mortuary Science student. In honor of funeral directors and funeral home staff who have the tough job as last responder.

Fun idea for a retiring or retired embalmer, mortician or undertaker. This Embalming Legend Has Retired – cool distressed design with an embalming trocar tool. Funny mortuary, embalming prep room humor.

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a cremationist With an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a cremationist, crematory operator, mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, crematory or cemetery. Perfect cremation joke, gag design for a cremationist or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.

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