Funny Author Merch

If you're a writer, you're almost certainly one type of mad or another.

My Weekend Is All Booked. Funny gift for book lovers.

I scare people for a living - horror writer - horror author - writer design t-shirt - a statement piece for creatives

Are you an author or artist? Part of their team? That's amazing! Announce yourself! Great for conventions. If you don’t see your genre or representation let me know!

A cute author's gift featuring a food plate, bed, and an old fashioned writer's quill. A cool novelist design for someone who believes that writing is life.

"I Am a Writer anything you say or do may be used in a story is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

Are you an author? That's amazing! Announce yourself! Great for conventions. If you don’t see your genre o r representation let me know!

Looking for a surprisingly hilarious gift for the author in your life? This funny design will be sure to get your writer friends laughing. Or if you're an you're an author looking for the perfect thing for the next book fair, book signing, or writer's conference, we've got you covered. Makes a great ice breaker.

Celebrate your great writing accomplishment and start a conversation with this fun, Ask Me About My Book design.

You are dangerously close to being killed off in my novel.

Writers of fiction are notorious for having creativity and imagination. Show off your power to make stuff up with this fun T!

Anatole France was a French poet, journalist, and novelist with several best-sellers. Ironic and skeptical, he was considered in his day the ideal French man of letters. He was a member of the Académie française, and won the 1921 Nobel Prize in Literature "in recognition of his brilliant literary achievements, characterized as they are by a nobility of style, a profound human sympathy, grace, and a true Gallic temperament". (Wikipedia)

Nearly all mad writers are fueled by coffee. We know what it's like to jitter out of a coffee shop after an especially productive caffeine-and-writing session.

Anne Sexton, American poet known for her personal, confessional verse. She won the Pulitzer Prize for poetry in 1967 for her book Live or Die

A famous line and a meme from one of the legend Bear Grylls.

Edgar Allan Poe patrols the street in OG style - original goth. Funny Poe Poe Edgar Allan Poe policeman is a hit for fans of Poe, literature, reading and silly dad jokes!

Because writers deserve their own hashtag... and sophisticated writers wear black.

Are you a romance writer? Wear it as a badge of honor!

I write great dialogue. I just can't speak it.

Book Author Design that reads: "Careful Or You'll End Up In My Novel". That's just right for a Novelist who loves writing books.

I write because I don't talk so good. A funny writing quote for introverts and awkward people.

"I Am a Writer anything you say or do may be used in a story is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

Ok. I admit it. I sometimes have the humor of a child and often the wisdom. But at some level you have to admit you are laughing, just a little. Just don't laugh too hard or you my pee yourself a little. Have fun and remember to be nice.

Tell your friends --and strangers-- to leave you alone to write without having to say a word!

Who doesn't like tacos of words?! Also available in white graphic for black shirt and other dark-colored merchandise.

World's Okayest Writer. Typewriter.

A short yellow pencil. Perfect teacher gift. Great back to school graphic.

Hey writers... tell em how ya feel

So...let me read please. Also available in black graphic for light-colored shirts such as black shirt, etc.

Funny gift for writers, authors, screenwriters, novelists, playwrights, poets and literature teachers.

"I Am a Writer anything you say or do may be used in a story is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

Writer's Block Defined: When your imaginary friends refuse to talk to you

Go Away I'm Writing is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas.

Writing T-Shirt saying The Book was Better. Gift for Readers. Funny mid century typewriter vector illustration.