Funny Retro Merch

"You boys go outside and play with your knives!"

mid century modern artwork

The classic joke of who is on first with all the names. Explain the joke with a picture.

Avoid all of life's responsibilities with these fun and cowardly strategies!

Can you help Debbie and martin solve the case of...wait, nobody cares.

Of course we can be friends.

Sometimes curling up into a ball and whimpering quietly to yourself is the best option

Funny Pro Choice Vintage Political Cartoon T-Shirt depicting two retro feminist women talking on the phone saying "I hope some big strong men can pass some laws on how we use our uteruses..." said no woman ever.. Prochoice humor for people who support women’s rights to healthcare and equal rights for females.

our buns have no seeds

When the jerks in the office have finally worn you down

Hell no!

The real reason Jack fell down and broke his crown?

Funny - Lake Titicaca, Boliva (vintage distressed design)

Dark Arts & Crafts

Dune tours, come visit!

Number 1 crush!

Because sometimes it's best to remove yourself from the situation.

Perfect for the horror movie fan!

"This has been the greatest Summer ever!" exclaimed Johnny

90s pop culture TV

This design was hand painted using watercolor and other materials. Now that’s pretty cash money of me.

Perfect for Mondays, workdays, hectic weekends...ok, I find most things stressful.

Friendship is magic

John Carpenter's worlds combine. Jack Burton, Snake Plissken and R.J. MacReady combine forces to take on the THING!

At least this pack of savage, nomadic wolves understands me

One of Dolly's greatest hits in a fun retro inspired design and color palette

The classic Hanna-Barbera characters featured in this design by me!

Slow Down

inspired by horror movies

And on that farm he had a.......demonic goat?

A portrait of a teddy bear, wearing a sweater and scarf, monochrome line art drawn digitally. This vintage sketch is enjoyed by kids and fans of a retro soft toy.

Funny retro typography design for Christians who appreciate a little humor in puns. This grunge style vintage design is perfect for pastors, followers of Jesus, youth group leaders, Sunday school college students and church bible study.

Never under estimate the power of the berries.

Help ur neighbors

Don't hate me just because I'm a little cooler

Image taken from a vintage Korean Blues Brothers advertisement.