Funny Retro Long Sleeve T-Shirts

mid century modern artwork

Avoid all of life's responsibilities with these fun and cowardly strategies!

"You boys go outside and play with your knives!"

The classic joke of who is on first with all the names. Explain the joke with a picture.

Can you help Debbie and martin solve the case of...wait, nobody cares.

Is this you? Is this someone you know? Then express your feelings through the wonder of a t-shirt. Let people know how you feel through shirts. Oh, and tell them who's boss even if you're not on top.

Of course we can be friends.

Sometimes curling up into a ball and whimpering quietly to yourself is the best option

Sasquatch bigfoot Hide seek world champion - Bigfoot believer Vintage Gift T-Shirt

Perfect for Mondays, workdays, hectic weekends...ok, I find most things stressful.

Dark Arts & Crafts

inspired by horror movies

our buns have no seeds

Friendship is magic

When the jerks in the office have finally worn you down

Hell no!

The real reason Jack fell down and broke his crown?

Funny - Lake Titicaca, Boliva (vintage distressed design)

Dune tours, come visit!

At least this pack of savage, nomadic wolves understands me

Because sometimes it's best to remove yourself from the situation.

For the non sports fan who wants to be supportive. Go Sports. Do the thing. Score the points.

"This has been the greatest Summer ever!" exclaimed Johnny

Sign up for summer camp today!

This design was hand painted using watercolor and other materials. Now that’s pretty cash money of me.

Don’t settle for a dodgy wig that’s gonna come off at the wrong time. Get yourself down to Queens and visit Morrie’s Wig Shop, right next door to the Suite Nite Club. This guy’s wigs are tested against hurricane winds (so important!) and are guaranteed to stay on your cranium (unless you’re being assaulted by a local wiseguy).

Be careful

Never under estimate the power of the berries.

One of Dolly's greatest hits in a fun retro inspired design and color palette

The classic Hanna-Barbera characters featured in this design by me!

Funny Pro Choice Vintage Political Cartoon T-Shirt depicting two retro feminist women talking on the phone saying "I hope some big strong men can pass some laws on how we use our uteruses..." said no woman ever.. Prochoice humor for people who support women’s rights to healthcare and equal rights for females.

90s pop culture TV

A portrait of a teddy bear, wearing a sweater and scarf, monochrome line art drawn digitally. This vintage sketch is enjoyed by kids and fans of a retro soft toy.

Perfect for the horror movie fan!

Help ur neighbors

Don't hate me just because I'm a little cooler