Funny Writer Merch

For the writer who needs a little grace, both for their book and for themselves.

Don't piss me off — I can destroy them too.

Not every writer can be a best seller. But who's to say they can't be a best-smelling author?

Don't piss me off — I can destroy them too.

Make 'em groan with a terrible writing pun!

Great humorous gift for writers, authors, editors, book lovers, and book nerds everywhere. Perfect Christmas present for your favorite bibliophile. For mom, dad, brother, sister, aunt, uncle, or friend. Wonderful for writing conferences, groups, and just going out to walk the dog but especially perfect for when you're writing your next novel.

I mean, they are. Unless it's nonfiction. But some nonfiction can still be novel though not *a* novel.

This is the perfect shirt for an writer or author. This Tee says: I am a writer. Anything you say or do may be used in a story! Wear this Tee Shirt proudly at school or library. It makes also a great gift for teachers and students.

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Are you an expert at just scraping by? Proudly 'meh' at what you do? Then this is the tee for you! Introducing our “DECENT occupation design collection—a hilarious nod to all professionals who've turned being average into an art form. Whether you're shopping for a friend, a colleague, or (let's be real) yourself, this tee is a hilarious reminder that it's okay to be perfectly middling. After all, not all heroes wear capes—some just wear shirts that admit they're decent at best.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

Don't let anyone tell you that your to-be-read shelf (your TBR pile) is too long. There's no such thing!

Some writers love 'em; some hate 'em. But if you're going to use a semicolon, you better know what you're doing.

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"Stop rhyming and I mean it!" "Anybody got a peanut!"

I'm a Writer What's Your Superpower Black funny text

A joke about the rule to not end sentences with a preposition when using the English language. Your English teacher will cringe at this quote: "Prepositions are the wrong part of speech to end a sentence with." It's funny because any grammar expert would know to not use the word with at the end of a thought.

We Irish, we have a deep sadness." – Chris Griffin, Family Guy

Writers write right with images of pencils is a funny design for authors, teachers and students of literature at back to school, birthdays, holidays and graduations.

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What are writers gonna do? Writers gonna write!

What are writers gonna do? Writers gonna write!

Whether it's a period, comma, semicolon, colon, apostrophe, quotation mark, exclamation mark, or question mark . . . punctuation. matters.

2B or not 2B?

For the writers who always see an opportunity for creativity.

I'm Not Old I'm A Classic Funny Writing Machine Writer Gift

Because bringing coffee and reassurance to the Doctor just gets you written up in the files.

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Unleash the power of words with our design. This striking design encapsulates the strength and influence of the written word. Whether you're a wordsmith, an aspiring writer, or simply appreciate the impact of storytelling, this statement piece boldly asserts your creative prowess. Crafted with care, our product combines style and comfort, making it an excellent addition to your wardrobe. Wear it proudly to literary events, writing workshops, or casual outings, and let the world know that you fearlessly wield the power of your pen. With each stroke, you can shape narratives, inspire minds, and challenge conventions.

Do you know the world's lamest writer? Well let them know with these funny "World's Lamest Writer" products!

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Read More Books / English Teacher Gift

I'm Not Old I'm A Classic Funny Writing Machine Vintage Writer Gift

Fresh floral arrangements filled with blue flowers offers a cooling antidote to viewer.

Writing is a hard job and we need credit where credit is due! A great gift for your favorite wordsmith!

Attention all who cross paths with a writer! Beware, for you might find yourself immortalized within the pages of a novel. This whimsical design serves as a playful warning that every interaction and anecdote can become fuel for a writer's imagination. Crafted for storytellers and literary enthusiasts, this statement piece is both ligh