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I'm concentrated awesome

Tags: awesome, concentrated, short person, height, im not short

I'm Not Short Magnet

by DJV007

$4.50

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SHORT is never a choice but we can live it through with it!

Tags: im not short, mini human, people mcnugget, short people funny, short people gifts

SHORT Tapestry

by giovanniiiii

$30

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Thousands of designs spanning dozens of categories, all at the best prices. Browse the massive selection and find exactly what you are looking for!

Tags: birthday gift, christmas, fun size, fun sized, funny gift

Short Girls Pillow

by Venus Complete

$25

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I'm not short. I'm just more down to earth.

Tags: humor, funny, fun, funny saying, vertically challenged

Down to earth 2 Kids Hoodie

by MINNESOTAgirl

$36

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Your mama was a snow blower

Tags: snowblower, eighties, scifi, laser lips, gaming

Laser Lips Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by Stationjack

$22

Person.zip - Funny Short Person Joke - Compressed Folder Hoodie

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I'm not short, I'm just a person.zip. A funny joke for short people who will enjoy this design. Happy compressed folder in your PC!

Tags: person, height, geeky humor, not short, quotes

Person.zip - Funny Short Person Joke - Compressed Folder Hoodie

by BlancaVidal

$39

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cover

Tags: west coast, mc, hip hop, rapper, rap

TSBtW Kids T-Shirt

by UNDERGROUNDart

$20

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Short Circuit 2 was a real american tale of xenophobia - hard working robot Johnny Five comes to the big city and gets manipulated by criminals who want him for their own purposes. Beat down by reality, here is Johnny Five getting disassembled. Never forget!

Tags: acab, black metal, crust punk, dbeat, johnny 5

Short Circuit 2: Disassemble Phone Case

by Hollow Peaks

$25

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Stand By Me x Abbey Road

Tags: short story, horror, reading, rbrow, books

Walk By Me T-Shirt

by Peter Katsanis Art

$22

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This was inspired by my cousin and her fight for recovery. She is a little sassy one and this quote will be the perfect pick me up for her sassy self.

Tags: best inspirational quotes, humor, inspirational quote, inspiring words, motivational words

Inspirational Fun Quote Tank Top

by digitaldoodlers

$20

Im Not Short Im Concentrated Sexiness Tank Top

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Im Not Short Im Concentrated Sexiness

Tags: awesome short people, cool short people, fun size humor, funny size, im not short

Im Not Short Im Concentrated Sexiness Tank Top

by Rosemarie Guieb - Gifts & Decor

$20

Just Call Me Squirt 1947 Baseball T-Shirt

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While not everyone embraces being short, those who do own it like nobody's business...

Tags: short people humor, awesome short people, soda, short people gifts, im not short

Just Call Me Squirt 1947 Baseball T-Shirt

by JCD666

$26

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So, can you name them all? :)

Tags: 80s movies, alien, et, gizmo, gremlins

Movie Icon Mug

by Superon

$15

Hey Laser Lips. Your Mama was a Snowblower! Tank Top

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Johnny 5 is alive.

Tags: johnny five, movie, nova laboratories, circuit, 80s

Hey Laser Lips. Your Mama was a Snowblower! Tank Top

by Meta Cortex

$20

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From the movie "Short Circuit"

Tags: friendship, emotions, computer, movie, robot

Johnny 5 Short Circuit Hoodie

by WoodpeckerBeat

$39

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A classic trio, minimalized.

Tags: chevy chase, movie, martin short, steve martin, the three amigos

Three Amigos Minimalized Tapestry

by BigOrangeShirtShop

$30

Short circuit minimal movie poster artwork Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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8os movie short circuit poster based on the film

Tags: johnny 5, robots, vintage, retro, 80s

Short circuit minimal movie poster artwork Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by retromegahero

$24

Indiana Jones and Marion Ark Searching Tank Top

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The undeniably formidable teaming of Indy and Marion are able to transcend defending anyone from deadly snakes to various temperamental relics.

Tags: 80s, harrison ford, indy, movies, adventure

Indiana Jones and Marion Ark Searching Tank Top

by Dan Almanzar / Wonka1701

$20

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Inspired by the movie Short Circuit - This the company the built Johnny 5

Tags: johnny 5, movie, film, vintage, retro

NOVA Laboratories Kids T-Shirt

by spicy tees

$22

...Wouldn't You Like to Be An Archaeologist Too? Pillow

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I'm an archaeologist. He's an archaeologist. We're an archaeologist. Be an archaeologist. Wouldn't you like to Be an archaeologist too?

Tags: logo, indiana jones and the temple of doom, dr pepper, short round, mashup

...Wouldn't You Like to Be An Archaeologist Too? Pillow

by theSteele

$25

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I'm not short. I'm just more down to earth.

Tags: fun, vertically challenged, funny saying, funny, humor

Down to earth. Sticker

by MINNESOTAgirl

$2.50

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Hold on to your potatoes!

Tags: temple of doom, adventure, 1980s, indy, short round

Short Round Taxi Service Phone Case

by zombill

$25

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"It's Like Beer"

Tags: santa poco, movie, el guapo, tequila, chevy chase

Dusty Bottom's Tequila Pillow

by FiendishlyCruelArt

$25

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Johnny 5

Tags: 80s, cmm, johnny 5, johnny five, number five

Johnny 5 Tote

by Van Orton

$20

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See! It's not your fault!

Tags: short people gifts, im not short, short people humor, fun size humor, awesome short people

I'm not short Tank Top

by erinpriest

$20

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Johnny Five is alive! input-input woo-woo! Inspired by Short Circuit/Short Circuit 2

Tags: johnny five, johnny 5, robot, number five, 80s movies

Input Pillow

by GradientPowell

$25

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Short Girl

Tags: girl, nerd, small, fun, hobbit

Short Girl Tote

by Mibobob

$20

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Too Short

Tags: athletics baseball, bay area, blow the whistle, california, hiphop

What’s My Fav Word ? Kids T-Shirt

by Esoteric Fresh

$18

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Tags: tattoo design, tattoo style, typography, inspiring words, short inspirational quotes

Mermaids and Shrimp T-Shirt

by SophieJewel

$22

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This is an illustration that combines Johnny 5 and the Johnny B Goode scene from the famous 1980s movie about traveling through time.

Tags: 80s movies, johnny 5, johnny b goode, robots, time travel

Go Johnny Go! Posters and Art

by visualcraftsman

$13

Long Story Short (Too Late) Posters and Art

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Our favorite punchline from the classic film, Clue, decorated with the six iconic weapons from the game.

Tags: murder mystery, movie, long story short, tim curry, blazing saddles

Long Story Short (Too Late) Posters and Art

by THE COMPASS ROSE

$13

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I'm alive

Tags: pop culture, movie, cool, gift ideas, robots

Number 5 is Alive! Sticker

by MeFO

$2.50

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Pop folk art of Stevie Wonder

Tags: art, pop art style, best inspirational quotes, heart, short inspirational quotes

Stevie Wonder Posters and Art

by krusefolkart

$13

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He needs Input

Tags: johnny 5, robot, johnny five, number five, five

JOHNNY 5 Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by paoloravera80

$24

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From Three Amigos.

Tags: 3 amigos, 80s, alfonso arau, chevy chase, comedy

El Guapo Plethora Tapestry

by BigOrangeShirtShop

$30

Raccoons and Short People are Similar Kids T-Shirt

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Fact: Short people and Raccoons share the same traits: Small, Nocturnal, Highly Intelligent, Extremely Adaptable, Black Circles Around Eyes, Hiss When Threatened, Opportunistic, Eat Garbage, Cute

Tags: animal, cute raccoon, funny size, im not short, mini human

Raccoons and Short People are Similar Kids T-Shirt

by giovanniiiii

$18

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Where can I find other short designs?

In addition to short designs, you can explore the marketplace for funny, life, and humor designs sold by independent artists.

What canvases is this short merch available in?

T-Shirts, Hoodies, Tank Tops, Crewneck Sweatshirts, Long Sleeve T-Shirts, Baseball T-Shirts, Stickers, Phone Cases, Kids T-Shirts, Kids Hoodie, Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Mugs, Wall Art, Pillows, Totes, Tapestries, Pins, Magnets

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UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

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