Short Person Merch

Short person. Looking for the best short humor? This design fits perfect for those who love small or short jokes and also for those who embrace their height!

Short person. Looking for the best short humor? This design fits perfect for those who love small or short jokes and also for those who embrace their height!

I'm concentrated awesome

I'm not short, I'm just a person.zip. A funny joke for short people who will enjoy this design. Happy compressed folder in your PC!

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Under 6ft? No worries! Let 'em know you DFAG about their height requirements. You have confidence to spare.

I thought it would be over the lazy dog but the fox saw the short person instead!

Short King. A short king is the short man or short boy who fights no matter what. In school, in the gym, in the office. Tries to be confident no matter what. A retro style typographic design with the phrase Short King.

Short girls, god just lets things grow until the;re perfect. Funny sayings,funny gift, gift idea,

Laugh off life's quirks with our 'LIFE IS SHORT and so am I. (I'm short-tempered)' design. Embrace your short stature with humor and a cheeky warning about a short temper. This text-based, print-on-demand design adds a playful touch to self-expression. Wear it proudly to share a lighthearted perspective on life's brevity and your fiery personality. 😄📏 #ShortAndSassy #ShortAndFeisty

Celebrate your vertically challenged awesomeness with our "I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth Than Most People" design. This shirt is not just an article of clothing; it's a wearable declaration of confidence, humor, and a stylish embrace of your unique height perspective.

Be part of the society, the REAL society

A humorous t-shirt design for fans of J.R.R. Tolkien's fantasy series "The Lord of the Rings" and "The Hobbit". This design is perfect for people who identify with the hobbits, a fictional race of small humanoids known for their love of good food and simple living

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I'm not small. It's just that I got hit by a shrink ray!

Embrace the shortness 42

You're my Person Design

“Great things come in small packages”, National Short Person Day is on December 22. Whether you’re tall and have short people in your life, or you yourself are short, it’s a time to celebrate. On this day, own your shortness and have fun with the short people in your life.

Really small to even care about anything else!

Short Girl Club

I'm not short I'm just more down to earth than most people

The fight against cancer is tough but the short people are with you!

Funny design for short girls or fans of short girls! Short girls are usually stubborn .... so stubborn they refused to even grow! Tag instagram artist @bydianemaclaine if you purchase the design!

Im Not Short Im Concentrated Sexiness

This adorable life is short so are my legs pun is perfect for any dog owner who has a short little dachshund friend! If you've got a wiener dog, you'll love this adorable dachshund owner's gift!

Embrace the humor of St. Patrick's Day with this playful design: 'I'm Not Short, I'm Leprechaun Size.' Perfect for those who are proud of their vertically challenged status and want to add a touch of wit to the Irish festivities. Whether you're Irish by heritage or just Irish at heart, this design captures the essence of lighthearted celebration. Wear it with pride and share a laugh as you join in the spirited fun of St. Patrick's Day!

Design that includes a quote that reads "I may be short but people look up to me".

This funny and Sarcastic "There Is Nothing I Can't Do. Except Reach The Top Shelf. I can't do that" design is great for all short people that can do anything. Great idea for friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife who is just a little bit short. Don't let others look down on you, let them know that "There is Nothing I Can't Do". Looking for an ideal gift for short people? This short people joke outfit makes an ideal short people gift for a short person like you. Great for Birthday or Christmas.

Perfect appreciation gift for tiny, short , cute and tiny girlfriend , friend or sister !

Perfect appreciation gift for tiny, short , cute and tiny girlfriend , friend or sister !

It's not like I had a choice when it comes to my height

every short girl needs a tall best friend

Short People are Fueled by Coffee - Adorable Cat in a Coffee Cup! Embrace the charm of caffeine and cuteness with our "Short People are Fueled by Coffee" design! This whimsical artwork features a chubby, kawaii cat nestled cozily inside a coffee cup, embodying the spirit of coffee-loving individuals who might be vertically challenged but are big on personality. With the humorous text "Short People are Fueled by Coffee," this design celebrates the love for both coffee and cats in a lighthearted and delightful way. Whether you're a cat lover, a coffee enthusiast, or proudly embrace your petite stature, this design is sure to bring smiles and giggles.

This t-shirt design is a humorous take on the age-old question of height. Featuring the phrase "I'm not short, I'm potato size," it's a playful way to embrace your unique stature and show off your sense of humor. The design features a cute cartoon potato with arms and legs, set against a solid-colored background. The typography is bold and fun, adding to the design's lighthearted feel. Made from high-quality, soft and comfortable fabric, this t-shirt is perfect for casual outings, social gatherings, or just hanging out with friends. It's available in a range of sizes and colors to suit your personal style and preferences. Whether you're a fan of puns or simply appreciate a good joke, this t-shirt is a great way to show off your personality

Tall people will make you feel and look short.