Vertically Challenged Merch

Well, short and vertically challenged are two different things. Euphemism can be rewarding sometimes!

There are many that have not been gifted with height and in addition to that, they may even be terrifying. They're somehow a small ball of anger!

I'm Not Short I'm Just Vertically Challenged Funny Unisex T-Shirt Quotes Novelty Mom Gift, Mothers Day Shirt Mom Daughter Gifts

Thousands of designs spanning dozens of categories, all at the best prices. Browse the massive selection and find exactly what you are looking for!

SHORT is never a choice but we can live it through with it!

I'm not short. I'm just more down to earth.

Thousands of designs spanning dozens of categories, all at the best prices. Browse the massive selection and find exactly what you are looking for!

Short people are on their way to success!

Really small to even care about anything else!

I am short and have love for Sarcasm and Animals. Who doesn't love those two anyway?

I'm not small. It's just that I got hit by a shrink ray!

If it was illegal to be this short, then I guess I'm most wanted!

Fact: Short people and Raccoons share the same traits: Small, Nocturnal, Highly Intelligent, Extremely Adaptable, Black Circles Around Eyes, Hiss When Threatened, Opportunistic, Eat Garbage, Cute

Please refrain from calling short people any of the following: Child, Brat, Imp, Shortie, Gremlin, Egg, Elf, Nugget, Fiend, Goblin, Minion, Dwarf, Sprite, Midget, Junior!

Funny I'm Not Short I'm Just Vertically Challenged Design

Short Size embodies compact comfort and style, catering to those who appreciate a perfect fit that speaks volumes in simplicity. This fashion line prioritizes the elegance and ease of shorter dimensions, proving that great things come in small packages.

Wearing this shirt makes people think that you're short!

Short King. A short king is the short man or short boy who fights no matter what. In school, in the gym, in the office. Tries to be confident no matter what. A retro style typographic design with the phrase Short King.

Because they are hard to spot, small people are the best ninjas..

I am not small! It is just that the world is 2 big for me!

Funny design for short girls or fans of short girls! Short girls are usually stubborn .... so stubborn they refused to even grow! Tag instagram artist @bydianemaclaine if you purchase the design!

For the short folks

Short is a universal language

Be part of the squad! We are small but together we are tall!

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We could clearly say that tall people are animals

I thought it would be over the lazy dog but the fox saw the short person instead!

I spy with my little eye, a person looking at the shirt of a SMALL GUY ;)

I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged

Short people are just Low-Budget Humans!

I'm not short I'm just uhh... I guess you're right!

Check out the "Tall Best Friend" Design for the perfect Partnerlook!

Tall people were only made to serve Small People

Are you just the right size for some fun?

Im Not Short Im Concentrated Sexiness

There will be no tall people if there are no small people ;)