Heffer Merch

This illustration was created with pen and ink, watercolor, and digital mediums, inspired by the 90s Nickelodeon show Rocko's Modern Life.

A turtle's luck.

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!

A quick design.

Rocko's Modern Life

The wackiest delly on earth...

My, those glasses are lovely.

Heh heh oh my.

Take a trip back to the time of sitcoms and good 90's cartoons with our retro life design.

CONSERVE!

Cute cow design Udderly Amazing.

Rocko’s Modern Life, Little Shop of Horrors mash-up

Come Fry, Lets Fry an Egg

Bad luck and extreme misfortune…

Remember back in the day where cartoons were actually good? Well, that's because they were from the 90's, baby! You can wear your wacky donut versions of Rocko, Heffer and Filburt and remind others how this show was, indeed awesome!

Happy Lavender Cow

Highland Cow

You better cut the cheese before it cuts you

Merry heffin' Christmas, ya filthy animal..

Motivate yourself to get fit with this reminder that if you be less chonk you will get more bonk

Kenny Monfort was a Colorado cattleman who wasn’t happy with his options for getting his product to the East Coast, so being the industrious type of fellow that he was, he put together his own trucking operation. Gate to plate was important to Monfort, so he wanted trucks with enough power to make the run in a timely manner. Not concerned with return loads, turning a profit with the trucking operation was not in the equation. Monfort teams ran five-hour shifts, and it’s easy to see why “The Monfort Lane” became a part of the trucking industry’s lexicon for the left lane, as the Monfort “Circus Wagons” were constantly pushing what their trucks could do to make time and blowing the doors off of every other truck on the road.

Keep it MOOOvin!

Rocko's Modern Life

They Call Him Peaches!

Oh, fishsticks!

Movie Night with Rocko, Heffer and Filburt

Watercolour Cow painting

It's Peaches, boys & girls! And he now adorns the t-shirt from HECK!!! Or anything else you may have him applied to. Peaches makes everything HECKA good...Artwork by Batz.