Heffer Tapestries

A turtle's luck.

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!

A quick design.

The wackiest delly on earth...

Rocko's Modern Life

Heh heh oh my.

Cute cow design Udderly Amazing.

CONSERVE!

Rocko’s Modern Life, Little Shop of Horrors mash-up

Happy Lavender Cow

You better cut the cheese before it cuts you

Merry heffin' Christmas, ya filthy animal..

Highland Cow

Motivate yourself to get fit with this reminder that if you be less chonk you will get more bonk

Kenny Monfort was a Colorado cattleman who wasn’t happy with his options for getting his product to the East Coast, so being the industrious type of fellow that he was, he put together his own trucking operation. Gate to plate was important to Monfort, so he wanted trucks with enough power to make the run in a timely manner. Not concerned with return loads, turning a profit with the trucking operation was not in the equation. Monfort teams ran five-hour shifts, and it’s easy to see why “The Monfort Lane” became a part of the trucking industry’s lexicon for the left lane, as the Monfort “Circus Wagons” were constantly pushing what their trucks could do to make time and blowing the doors off of every other truck on the road.

Rocko's Modern Life

Oh, fishsticks!

It's Peaches, boys & girls! And he now adorns the t-shirt from HECK!!! Or anything else you may have him applied to. Peaches makes everything HECKA good...Artwork by Batz.