Abductee Hoodies

ABDUCTEE tee by Telesto Society

Alien Abductee logo design

surreal digital scifi collage

This shirt gets the convo started. In a gas station, at an event, your uncle Bob... whoever! Enjoy the weird stuff you're about to hear.

Stand out with our hilarious 'Most Likely to Be a UFO Abductee Support Group Leader' tee from our quirky series. Embrace your fascination for the unusual with this funny and ironic statement piece, showcasing your refreshing sense of humor and intriguing personality.

Design is a flying saucer abducting a human with the words, "I Hope Aliens Believe In Me".

So you were minding your own business while camping in the woods, or jogging that path late one night, or just sitting in the yard having a cold one. Next thing you know your face to face with some of the weirdest things you've seen. Now you've got some stories to tell, and a Tshirt to let others know you've been "out of town" lately.

Cute Alien Cartoon

Get ready to beam up some laughs with my “Part time man, full time alien abductee” statement design. Perfect for all the extraterrestrial enthusiasts out there. Whether you're attending a sci-fi convention or simply looking to show off your quirky personality, this design is bound to make a stellar impression. Get ready to embrace your intergalactic charm and let everyone know that you're truly one-of-a kind!

Rising Sun Flag

Some may not believe it but the aliens are present among us. There are several reports of people abducted by UFOs all over the planet. If you've had an extraterrestrial experience or know someone who's had one, this is a great product for you or to give to friends, family and colleagues. Take me off this planet

Some may not believe it but the aliens are present among us. There are several reports of people abducted by UFOs all over the planet. If you've had an extraterrestrial experience or know someone who's had one, this is a great product for you or to give to friends, family and colleagues. I Was Abduced By Aliens

Some may not believe it but the aliens are present among us. There are several reports of people abducted by UFOs all over the planet. If you've had an extraterrestrial experience or know someone who's had one, this is a great product for you or to give to friends, family and colleagues. I Believe in Aliens

Some may not believe it but the aliens are present among us. There are several reports of people abducted by UFOs all over the planet. If you've had an extraterrestrial experience or know someone who's had one, this is a great product for you or to give to friends, family and colleagues.I Want to Believe

Some may not believe it but the aliens are present among us. There are several reports of people abducted by UFOs all over the planet. If you've had an extraterrestrial experience or know someone who's had one, this is a great product for you or to give to friends, family and colleagues. I Want to Leave

Some may not believe it but the aliens are present among us. There are several reports of people abducted by UFOs all over the planet. If you've had an extraterrestrial experience or know someone who's had one, this is a great product for you or to give to friends, family and colleagues. You're my favorite human

Some may not believe it but the aliens are present among us. There are several reports of people abducted by UFOs all over the planet. If you've had an extraterrestrial experience or know someone who's had one, this is a great product for you or to give to friends, family and colleagues. I love aliens

Some may not believe it but the aliens are present among us. There are several reports of people abducted by UFOs all over the planet. If you've had an extraterrestrial experience or know someone who's had one, this is a great product for you or to give to friends, family and colleagues.

Some may not believe it but the aliens are present among us. There are several reports of people abducted by UFOs all over the planet. If you've had an extraterrestrial experience or know someone who's had one, this is a great product for you or to give to friends, family and colleagues.

It wasn’t earthlings…or was it? Unravel the mystery with a collection that is a playful nod to the extraterrestrial enthusiast in all of us. Whether you’re a believer or a skeptic, each item is sure to spark conversation...and maybe even a few conspiracy theories. Available now at Fabled – where adventure awaits!

UFO Abduction Road Sign

Some may not believe it but the aliens are present among us. There are several reports of people abducted by UFOs all over the planet. If you've had an extraterrestrial experience or know someone who's had one, this is a great product for you or to give to friends, family and colleagues.

The aliens have chosen you. Let everyone know it.