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Attempted Murder

Attempted Murder

Attempted murder, two crows

Attempted Murder

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Attempted Murder Brewing Company Beer Logo Crows & Ravens shirt. Funny shirt for men and women who love Edgar Allan Poe, beer, birds, and reading poetry. Perfect gifts for literary fans.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder” design on apparel and gifts.

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Attempted Murder Art

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The inscription "Attempted murder." with two Scandinavian ravens of Odin and a spiral

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“If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder” design on apparel and gifts.

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For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder” design on apparel and gifts.

Attempted Murder

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For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder” design on apparel and gifts.

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AND NOW TO OVER-EXPLAIN THE JOKE: Based on old folk tales and superstitions, a group of crows is called a "murder". There are only 2 crows here, and that can hardly be classified as a group. So, therefore, they wouldn't be considered a "murder". They're trying (or attempting) to become a bigger group. Hence, "Attempted Murder". Get it?

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The inscription "attempted murder" with the image of a three-headed raven

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A group of crows is a murder, this is an honorable attempt. BUY IT NOW to make it yours today!

“If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder” design on apparel and gifts.

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