Chooses Hoodies

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

Gotta smash 'em all!

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

Will you choose your destiny or obey like a slave? Decide with this A man chooses a slave obeys bioshock inspired tee.

Everyone You Will Ever Meet Knows Something You Don't

Bioshock Big Daddy

Kitty chooses violence

This super adorable shark is puckering up for a kiss and telling you - "I CHEWS YOU!" The perfect shark pun for a romantic Valentine's Day gift for your boyfriend or girlfriend who is obsessed with the best animal in the world: the shark! Grab this awesome shark joke as a gift for anyone in your life who loves animal puns & friendly sharks that are just trying to kiss you! This super cute sarcastic shark is perfect for kids who are learning about all the fish in the sea this Christmas!

Being happy and living free is also a way to love yourself — a meaningful gift for relatives, boyfriends, girlfriends, or best friends on birthdays and anniversaries. The colorful design is also suitable for Hippie Style lovers.

Design for men with beards or those who love men with beards!

it chooses...

bear is full of joy for choosing the shiniest star in the sky

A slave obeys

We don't choose God, God chooses us

Looking through stained glass window onto a stormy sea by San Diego artist, Julie Ann Stricklin. When a storm is coming into your life, a little color and creativity can shelter you from the fear.

Inspired by the iconic quote from Bioshock.

Hansel's stepmom asks which pants he wants for taking a "walk" in the woods. The cargo pants look like a good choice.

Me during exams: A, B, C, or D? Well haven't had B for like 4 questions so I will choose that. Funny exam answer to impress your teacher that even if you have no clue you pick an answer through an educated guess.

Tena Chooses Too Steep Hill

Rainbow Dash chooses Ponyville

Mama Chooses The Bear.

wie de doornen kiest, vindt de bloemen

Are you a man or a slave? Disobey!

A man chooses a slave obeys

Are you a man or slave? Disobey!

A Man Chooses, a Slave Obeys

If these three sisters don't kick your butt, their daddy certainly will!

A little graphic for all my Bioshock fans.

Hand lettered illustration and quote.

Venus Flytrap: could get energy from the sun, but chooses violence.