Existential Anxiety Hoodies

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Let the your existential dread shine through with this pithy observation about the futility of life! A parody of Forrest Gump and the X-files. The quote reads: "Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asked for or wanted."

Tags: depressed-humor, sadness, existential-dread, existential-crisis, funny-quote

The Similarities of Life & Chocolate Hoodie

by BushLeagueIndustries
$45 $35
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who am you? noodle tee: Humble designs for regular weirdos. Dreamt up by a 4 year old, designed by their dad (me).

Tags: who-am-you, existential-anxiety, existentialism, who-am-i, noodletee

who am you? - noodle tee Hoodie

by noodletee
$45 $35
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who am you? noodle tee: Humble designs for regular weirdos. Dreamt up by a 4 year old, designed by their dad (me).

Tags: existentialism, who-am-you, who-am-i, noodletee, existential-anxiety

who am you - noodle tee Hoodie

by noodletee
$45 $35
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The tired, despondent face.

Tags: tiredness, existential-anxiety, existential-crisis, exhausted, depressed-monsters

Existential Crisis Face Hoodie

by SansSoleil
$45 $35
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Where will you be when depression strikes ?

Tags: emotional, antisocial, nap, depression, anxiety

Alone Hoodie

by heavyteadrinker
$45 $35
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Existence Is Pain - Existentialist Dread Statement Tee

Tags: existential-crisis, existential-anxiety, nihilism, philosopher, independent-design

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Franz Kafka psychedelic

Tags: writer, kafka, artsy, the-metamorphosis, cultural-influence

Franz Kafka psychedelic Hoodie

by Svoboda22
$45 $35
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Franz Kafka

Tags: writer, the-metamorphosis, literature, metamorphosis, franz-ferdinand

Franz Kafka Hoodie

by OrcaStudios
$45 $35
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Show the world that you don’t know what the heck you’re doing with this funny, “Going Nowhere With My Life” hamster design! Perfect for animal jokes, self deprecating humor, hamster humor and animal memes!

Tags: humor, dark-humor-gifts, existential-anxiety, self-deprecation, hamster-gifts