Holy Hoodies

Black and White shot of the masterpiece “The Three Graces” from Canova

Holy Hand Grenade Script

Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!

Personal drawing from my prompt list "Image Of Maiden" for Inktober art-challenge, 2019

Throw up your horns and play tribute to the late Ronnie James Dio with this literal interpretation of the master of metal's classic “Holy Diver”

What if those two met at the same time! I want to see THAT movie! :D

Vintage Engraving of the Child Jesus the Virgin Mary and Saint Joseph.

The black knight is invincible.

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Ni!

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Tim the enchanter

Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!

I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Inspired by my love for my love of Chinese calligraphy.

Starry Knight

I move for no man

Celebrate your favorite quotable movie with this unique design!

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

MPHG

Holy Roman Empire Coat of Arms with double headed eagle

Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man.

Your Mother Was a Hamster

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"What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

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Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

Its a classic phrase from a classy guy from a class act actor

Black Knight

Holy Trinity Christian Distressed Design

Big fat text in vintage bright colors and a worn effect

The Dark Side of the Black Knight

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

The black knight always triumphs!