Judaism Hoodies

Fresh styles to turn heads under the eruv and beyond.

The Hebrew word "love" (אהבה, ahava, ahavo).

безродный космополит. Wear it proud. The anti-cosmopolitan campaign was a stalinist antisemitic campaign: Jews were characterized as rootless cosmopolitans and targeted for persecution.

Kibbutz members prepare gefilte fish for the Passover seder at Kibbutz Kfar Masaryk, Israel. Black and white photo taken 1950-1960, public domain, via Wikimedia Commons. Colorized.

Being jewish is not a crime.

Abstract interpretation of “She (wisdom) is a tree of life to those who grasp her, and whoever holds on to her is happy. Proverbs 3:18.”

A bit of humor for religious Jews. Shatnez is the Biblical prohibition of mixing wool and linen. It is sure to bring a smile to the faces of many!

Orthodox jewish young man with side locks wearing hat closing his ears hung his head black and white ink illustration.

“He [Hillel] would also say: if I am not for myself, who is for me? And if I am only for myself, what am I? And if not now, when? Ethics of the Fathers 1:14.” Hillel the Elder taught this lesson in Pirkei Avot (Ethics of the Fathers.)

Orthodox Jew portrait with side locks wearing a hat and tefillin black and white line sketch.

Each Jewish star will be a separate sticker (if you order it in a sticker) so you will get many small star stickers instead of one big one

Laws are meant to be broken!

Happy Shavuot Jewish Celebration Hebrew Judaism Holiday Vintage

“Anyone whose deeds exceed his wisdom, his wisdom will endure, but anyone whose wisdom exceeds his good deeds, his wisdom will not endure. Ethics of the Fathers 3:12.” Rabbi Hanina ben Dosa taught this lesson in Pirkei Avot (Ethics of the Fathers.)

“Say little and do much and receive every person with a cheerful countenance. Ethics of the Fathers 1:15.” (Pirkei Avot.)

“Say little and do much and receive every person with a cheerful countenance. Ethics of the Fathers 1:15.” Express your support for these universal words of wisdom. Shammai taught this timeless ethical maxim in Pirkei Avot (Ethics of the Fathers.)

OOH... something is cooking here, and it isn't challah. Mensch is Yiddish for an upstanding solid guy.

Abstract interpretation of “Thus said Hashem: Observe what is right and do what is just; for soon My salvation shall come, and My deliverance be revealed.” Isaiah 56:1.

דאָס איז דאָ נאָר כּדי צו שרעקן אַנטיסעמיטן. Dos iz do nor kdey tsu shrekn antisemitn. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Things may change but not my admiration for my ABA

Word play on the famous quote. Life is easy design

This T-shirt features a funny parody of a Hebrew blessing. The Hebrew text mimics the traditional way of pronouncing blessing over food but with the phrase "polei hakafe" (coffee beans) inserted instead of "pri haetz/adama." It's a fun mug for the coffee lover near you (or you). Make heads turn during your next Torah class!

If you've done Birthright, Akiva, JAM, JEWEL, or any of the other Israel trips, you know the feeling when you get home and you realize you left the most important thing in Israel: your heart. This shirt will remind you.

A paraphrase of a quote from Pesachim 25b ("מאי חזית דדמא דידך סומק טפי", "What do you think, that your blood is redder?"), expressing the important Jewish ethical principle against taking an innocent life to save one's own.

Jerusalem, from our Israeli City Center series.

Skeptics Atheist Humor products. Well... This is disappointing, Grave Stone apparel. Halloween, afterlife, atheism, Funny, Gallows Humor Stuff. Funny print says 'Well... this is disappointing' on a graveyard headstone.

The word "Jew" in Hindi (यहूदी yahūdī)

But there is no bargain, for here, what is, is what must be

I Know How To Do Everything I'm A Jewish Mom

“Put crooked speech away from you; keep devious talk far from you. Proverbs 4:24.” Express your support for these universal words of wisdom.

The Hebrew word for "truth" (אמת, emet/emeth/emes) in the Rashi script.

Typographical design for the primordial waters of creation.

Abstract interpretation of “Hate evil and LOVE GOOD and establish JUSTICE in the gate. Amos 5:15.” Express your support for these universal words of wisdom.

Abstract interpretation of “Wisdom cries aloud in the streets, raises her voice in the squares. Proverbs 1:20.”

“The world endures by virtue of three things: justice, truth, and peace. Ethics of the Fathers 1:18.” Express your support for these universal words of wisdom. Rabban Shimon ben Gamliel taught this timeless lesson in Pirkei Avot (Ethics of the Fathers.)

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