Osha Hoodies

OSHA approved

The perfect t-shirt to wear to work for the days when you know you might have to break a couple of OSHA rules.

The perfect t-shirt to wear to work for the days when you know you might have to break a couple of OSHA rules.

Be safe

NOTICE, unattended children will be given Red Bull and taught how to swear

Osha? OOPS

Pairs well with the "Fire Is Hot" sign also available

OSHA Violator

NOTICE, Bad planning on your part does not necessarily constitute an automatic emergency on my part.

Calvin Pee on OSHA

I may look calm on the outside, but in my head I've already killed you three times

DO NOT TOUCH, Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you are dying

The perfect t-shirt to wear to work for the days when you know you might have to break a couple of OSHA rules.

If you don't get it, you have never had to deal with the government

Beware of... Well, Just Beware

a skull with several screws protruding, a design for construction workers who value extremely cool things like "safe conduct", "protective equipment" and "no drinking while operating heavy machinery".

WARNING: To avoid injury, don't tell me how to do my job

Landscape: Yes Portrait: No

CAUTION, Heavy Pedestrian Traffic

Remember, a Tesla Autopilot will not detect them.

Dihydrogen Monoxide is commonly referred to as Water

DANGER, Fire Is Hot

Talk about Burying the lead

It doesn't matter, they will not read it

The perfect t-shirt to wear to work for the days when you know you might have to break a couple of OSHA rules.

Hang this outside your office or work area.

Sorry son.

Let's keep it that way!

I repeat, this is not a drill!

Calvin Pee on OSHA

Intended to be posted in a retail store.

Danger, Helicopters operate in this area. If you find yourself walking towards a big noisy thing with spinning blades, turn around.

Danger is my middle name

Funny OSHA safety t-shirt to show to your safety guy at work. Perfect for construction workers and labourers, maybe talk your foreman into wearing one too.

Calvin Pee on OSHA

Shangó the king of the Osha