Petting Zoo Hoodies

Did you know the Cave of Caerbannog has a Petting Zoo? Just beware of the rabbit, he'll do more than just nibble your bum!

Did you know the Cave of Caerbannog has a Petting Zoo? Just beware of the rabbit, he'll do more than just nibble your bum!

Look it’s a Unicorn!

"Deborah Harry Retro" Vintage Illustrations

Design dedicated to the crazy park visitors that want to snuggle with the bison.

Every Zoo is a Petting Zoo if you are Man enough. A funny phrase for the tough guys. No punching animals though, only humour…

No Dragons We’re Harmed in the making of this illustration. There are many wonders large and small at Blackwater Manor. You will miss most of them. On new moons when the storms have cleared Sir Pinkerton comes to the forest glade with his magical circus and petting zoo. He says he comes to pay homage to the descendants of the bravest of the mouse warriors but he keeps a cat and we all know his penchant for mushrooms. Besides his dragon does so need to stretch her legs.

But....maybe keep your hands to yourself.

From the episode "Lisa the Vegetarian" of The Simpsons.

Retro style bison design dedicated to the crazy tourists trying to pet bison.

Do not pet

If you're into raising pet goats on your farm, then let the world know with this cool goat shirt! Featuring a vintage design, this funny goat farmer t shirt makes the perfect gift for any rancher, petting zoo, or livestock enthusiast in your life.

Two-Way Petting Zoo - You pet the animals, they pet you back! - the office

perfect for work play or church

Sick of people touching your pregnant belly? Sick of people touching you in general? Wear this to ward them off!

A perfect gift for the animal lover in your life, for all those who insist on petting every wild thing that crosses their path. If you've got a veterinarian in the family, or just need an awesome shirt to wear while volunteering at the animal shelter, this shirt is for you! The framed text reads "I'm pretty sure I'll die petting something I shouldn't have." Design is white and red and is purposely distressed to give a worn, faded look.

Promo shirt for the World's Smallest Petting Zoo, as seen at horror and comic conventions.

This graphic is to bring awareness as to why touching and/or asking to touch a Black person’s hair is so offensive.

Vintage style design inspired by all the dumb entitled people trying to snuggle with bison.

Two-Way Petting Zoo - You pet the animals, they pet you back! - the office

Design inspired by tourists who think they can pet wild animals.

Vintage design inspired by entitled tourist who can't read signs.

Design inspired by the wonderful wild animals in Yellowstone.

Vintage style design dedicated to the crazy tourists that think they can pet a bison.

When will people stop trying to snuggle with Bison?

When will people stop trying to snuggle with Bison?

Stupid, entitled people just have to pet a wild animal

How long will stupid people keep trying to pet buffalo?

Some things are hard to forgive, like when your bffs potentially eat one of your cousins. If you look close enough, you'll even find a horrified squirrel.

Grumpy old Yellowstone bison tired of dumb tourists

I'm Pregnant Not A Petting Zoo T-Shirt Pregnancy Gift Pink by Maternity & Pregnancy FUnny T Shirt Expecting Moms

Super baby Tee

Bugs, insects and more galore in the World's Smallest Petting Zoo, booking now!

If you're into raising pet goats on your farm, then let the world know with this cool goat shirt! Featuring a vintage design, this funny goat farmer t shirt makes the perfect gift for any rancher, petting zoo, or livestock enthusiast in your life.

A perfect gift for the animal lover in your life, for all those who insist on petting every wild thing that crosses their path. If you've got a veterinarian in the family, or just need an awesome shirt to wear while volunteering at the animal shelter, this shirt is for you! The classy design features a disturbing ostrich accompanied by text that reads "I'm pretty sure I'll die petting something I shouldn't have." Design is a white and is purposely distressed to give a worn, faded look.

If you're into raising pet goats on your farm, then let the world know with this cool goat shirt! Featuring a vintage design, this funny goat farmer t shirt makes the perfect gift for any rancher, petting zoo, or livestock enthusiast in your life.