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"Say Perhaps To Drugs": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive jokes, this design offers a humorous perspective on the phrase "Just Say No to Drugs," adding a playful twist to the conversation about substance use.

"The Legend Has Retired": A funny quote and saying graphic, ideal as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women, especially grandparents entering retirement. With humor and respect, this design celebrates the end of a legendary career, marking the transition into a well-deserved retirement phase. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"I'm Not Gay But $20 Is $20": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With offensive adult humor and sarcastic wit, this design humorously plays on the notion of compromising one's principles for financial gain, adding a bold and irreverent touch to personal expression. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"I'm Too Old For This Shit!" T-Shirt is a hilarious and trendy outfit choice. This design features the iconic quote from the movie Lethal Weapon, making it a perfect gift idea for him, her, friends, or anyone who appreciates adult humor. Whether it's for a birthday, Christmas, or just for fun, this novelty t-shirt with a funny and offensive twist will definitely turn heads. It's the ultimate conversation starter and a must-have for fans of Roger Murtaugh and classic movie quotes.

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"I'm Not Gay But $20 Is $20": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With offensive adult humor and sarcastic wit, this design humorously plays on the notion of compromising one's principles for financial gain, adding a bold and irreverent touch to personal expression. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

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"Not Today Jesus": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With offensive adult humor, sarcastic undertones, and references to Satan, this design humorously depicts defiance against religious expectations, offering a humorous and irreverent perspective on spirituality and temptation. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"I Might Be Colorblind But I Know I Look Good In Red": A funny, sarcastic quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With offensive adult humor and meme-inspired vibes, this design humorously embraces self-confidence despite any perceived shortcomings, adding a playful twist to personal style. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"In My Defense I was Left Unsupervised": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men, women, and kids. With offensive humor and sarcastic undertones, this design humorously acknowledges the mischief that can ensue when one is not being watched, adding a playful twist to the concept of supervision. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

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Get chuckles with this "I Want My Daddy's Records", a nod to Sanford and Son sitcom. A hilarious pick for TV shows fans and a witty gift idea!

Introducing our hilarious "Bruh" T-shirt, a perfect blend of funny quotes and trendy design! This novelty outfit is not just a piece of clothing; it's a statement that will leave everyone in stitches. Whether you're searching for a unique birthday or Christmas gift idea for him, her, or friends, this shirt is guaranteed to bring joy and laughter. Jump on the meme-worthy trend with this must-have piece that's not only stylish but also a conversation starter. Embrace the humor and make a statement with our "Bruh" T-shirt – the epitome of witty fashion!

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"Walking HR Violation": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With offensive adult humor and sarcastic tone, this design humorously depicts someone who often crosses the line at work, making it an amusing choice for employees and co-workers who appreciate bold and edgy humor in the workplace. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"Walking HR Violation": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With offensive adult humor and sarcastic tone, this design humorously depicts someone who often crosses the line at work, making it an amusing choice for employees and co-workers who appreciate bold and edgy humor in the workplace. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Get chuckles with this "I Want My Daddy's Records", a nod to Sanford and Son sitcom. A hilarious pick for TV shows fans and a witty gift idea!

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"And Yet, Despite The Look On My Face, You're Still Talking": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive undertones, this design humorously conveys the exasperation felt when someone continues talking despite clear non-verbal cues. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

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"Not Today Jesus": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With offensive adult humor, sarcastic undertones, and references to Satan, this design humorously depicts defiance against religious expectations, offering a humorous and irreverent perspective on spirituality and temptation. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"Say Perhaps To Drugs": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive jokes, this design offers a humorous perspective on the phrase "Just Say No to Drugs," adding a playful twist to the conversation about substance use. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"I Might Be Colorblind But I Know I Look Good In Red": A funny, sarcastic quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With offensive adult humor and meme-inspired vibes, this design humorously embraces self-confidence despite any perceived shortcomings, adding a playful twist to personal style. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Introducing our hilarious "Not Today Satan" funny T-shirt, a perfect blend of humor and style! This quirky design combines quotes and adult humor, making it an ideal outfit for those who appreciate a good laugh. Whether you're searching for a unique birthday or Christmas gift idea, or simply want to stay on-trend with a novelty tee, this shirt is a must-have. The sarcastic touch adds an extra layer of wit, making it a standout choice for him, her, or your funny friends. Embrace the offensive yet amusing side with this Jesus-themed shirt that will undoubtedly turn heads. Get ready to showcase your sense of humor with this trending and cleverly designed piece!

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"And Yet, Despite The Look On My Face, You're Still Talking": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive undertones, this design humorously conveys the exasperation felt when someone continues talking despite clear non-verbal cues. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

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Hilarious and stylish, our "Damn I'm Good" design is perfect for all the racing enthusiasts out there! It combines humor with the thrilling world of motorsport, capturing the essence of classic racing with its vintage and retro-inspired design. Whether you're a professional racer or simply a fan, this is a must-have addition to your collection.

"I'm Not Gay But $20 Is $20": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With offensive adult humor and sarcastic wit, this design humorously plays on the notion of compromising one's principles for financial gain, adding a bold and irreverent touch to personal expression. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

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A fun talking design style, this digital design is suitable tro use in everyday wear, indoor, outdoor, school, sports, travel, parties, school, or work. It would also make a great gift for family, friends, etc. This would be a worthy choice.