Smell My Cheese Hoodies

Things that i MISSED: Your smell

Alan Partridge Smell My Cheese Quote

..and half a bottle of Blue Nun

Anyone for monkey tennis?

Alan Partridge Stop A Horse Quote

Alan Partridge Spice World Quote

My caricature of the Alan Partridge character played by Steve Coogan, with the phrase "Smell My Cheese"

Right, I'll tell you an anecdote. In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh" T-shirt and accessory design of the Blue Peter badge / logo mocked up to represent this hilarious quote from I'm Alan Partridge series 2

Alan Partridge Dan Quote

Alan Partridge Kiss My Face Quote

Alan Partridge Extender Quote

"Jurassic Park" = "Things are going well" or "Brilliant"

Christmas Alan Partridge Kiss My Face Mistletoe Knit

The best way to eat your cup of beans.

Check your conetract to make sure your not working at Radio Norwich

T-shirt and accessory design of North Norfolk Digital logo as seen in Alan Partridge, Mid Morning Matters. Design Reads: "North Norfolk Digital Sustaining and maintaining our core listenership in an increasingly fragmented marketplace"

Alan Partridge Back Of The Net Quote

Alan Partridge Hotter Than The Sun Quote

Alan Partridge design