Snarky Bird Hoodies

You got a problem with this bird?

I’m it

Simple white letters on black background: "it costs $8 to read this". Yeah. The implosions over on the bird app continue, but $8 a month is going to save everything. Sure it will, boy genius!

I saw a picture of a vulture inspecting a camera trap next to a carcass to try and get a photo of these beautiful birds and this is what I imagined it thinking as it spotted the camera.

The crowned crane is unimpressed with your social standing.

I spent the day watching the launch of the new app by Zuck and thought of how the blue bird app feels like it's unraveling. Then, I decided to make art out of it. Because why not. LOL!

Simple white letters on black background: "All penguins have criminal tendencies." What is it about birds? So nefarious. It's been proven that all penguins have criminal tendencies; just accept it.

A watercolor mosaic hawk that is most certainly judging you (As all birds do, really. Those eyes see right through the BS)

This mysterious and clever black bird inspired classic writers like Edgar Allen Poe so it's entitled to a little attitude and some serious "stink eye"... pass it on!

One of these days I want to feed beta-carotene to a secretary bird and see if I can turn it into a phoenix...

It's a go-away bird, just doing his thing.

There are black parrots in the wild, and they just seem so out of place to me.

gets eaten by the bird. Sleep in.