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Cthulhu for President in 2024. Vote the greater of two evils!

VOTE CTHULHU 2020 - CTHULHU AND LOVECRAFT CTHULU T SHIRTS AND LOVECRAFT MERCHANDISE

Vote Cthulhu 2020

Vote Cthulhu 2020. Why choose the lesser evil?

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VOTE CTHULHU 2020 - CTHULHU AND LOVECRAFT CTHULU T SHIRTS AND LOVECRAFT MERCHANDISE

VOTE CTHULHU 2020 - CTHULHU AND LOVECRAFT CTHULU T SHIRTS AND LOVECRAFT MERCHANDISE

Support your favorite fictional candidate in style with this Lovecraftian-inspired tee. A humorous gift idea - vote for Cthulhu, the greater of two evils.

VOTE CTHULHU 2020 - CTHULHU AND LOVECRAFT CTHULU T SHIRTS AND LOVECRAFT MERCHANDISE

VOTE CTHULHU 2020 - CTHULHU AND LOVECRAFT CTHULU T SHIRTS AND LOVECRAFT MERCHANDISE

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Want a better world! Vote Cthulhu-tarian!

No doubt, vote for our overlord Cthulhu!

Is Cthulhu really any worse than the candidates we have? I think not!

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The Great Old One, Cthulhu, running for president in the 2024 USA presidential election.

Wreck. World. Worse.

why vote for a lesser evil?

Vote Cthulhu .. And you'll never have to vote again

We march ever forward toward the day when humanity will finally accept they are nothing but meat for the grinder. But until that time, we suffer under the ignorance of those who believe salvation comes not from utter destruction, but the weakness of the lesser evil.

Why settle?

Knock on doors with signature style with this chic minimalist design by internationally acclaimed artist Liviana Sagese on a classic ringer t-shirt. Sometimes the best things can be so simple, like Cthulhu's universal policy of human obliteration — or this rendering of our Dread Lord in minimalist style. Knock on doors with signature style with this chic design by internationally acclaimed artist Liviana Sagese.

The Great Old One, Cthulhu, running for president in the 2024 USA presidential election.

The Great Old One, Cthulhu, running for president in the 2024 USA presidential election.

Show your support for the greatest candidate of them all: OBLIVION Vote Cthulhu 2020, choice is an illusion to the elder gods and fear is your vote.

The Great Old One, Cthulhu, running for president in the 2024 USA presidential election.

cthulhu for president

cthulhu for president

Be the master of time and space as long as you write your name in the Book of Azathoth and do as Keziah Mason commands: Vote Cthulhu!

Help us all by voting for the lesser of all that is evil this 2024 election season.

Vote Cthulhu, No Lives Matter

Whelp.. it's that time again.. Election Time. Just here to remind you that you don't have to pick the least bad of two bad options.. Cthulhu 2024! Why vote for the lesser evil?

I did my civic duty. Glad that is over... http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Do you Love Lovecraft? (eyerolls)

Cthulhu for President, why bother with lesser Evils, go for broke and vote for an Elder God!