Keymaster Merch

Stylized depiction of a sinister sci-fi character who guards interdimensional portals.

Which of the classic team will you be wearing proudly

Let the ladies know you're taken! You are a discerning hellbeast with a foxy...lady? Terror dog? Zuul? anyway, buy the shirt!

Are you the gatekeeper? Let everyone at the halloween party know you, Zuul, are ready to unite with a Keymaster to unleash Gozer into the mortal world and begin the apocalypse.

Are you the Keymaster?

Kingdom Hearts III - v2

Everyone who watched the cartoon remembers this eponymous evil villain.

He's Louis Tully, aka Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer, turned coffee shop barista. He once tried to bring about the end of the world. Now, he's brewing beans for many a Shuv and Zuul. After all, they know what it's like to roast in the depths of Slor, so they can appreciate this delicious brew. Gozer's Gourmet Coffee will have you saying, "Yes! Have some!"

Ghostbusters top two rules: 1) Don't cross streams, and 2) when someone asks if you're a god, you say YES.