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He's Louis Tully, aka Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer, turned coffee shop barista. He once tried to bring about the end of the world. Now, he's brewing beans for many a Shuv and Zuul. After all, they know what it's like to roast in the depths of Slor, so they can appreciate this delicious brew. Gozer's Gourmet Coffee will have you saying, "Yes! Have some!"

I am the Keymaster!

People really love coffee and Louis Tully is no exception. Just ask him. He'll first ask you, who does your taxes. Then he'll tell you all about how Gozer the Traveler, the demigod, is going to destroy the Earth. But then, he'll also tell you how much he loves coffee! After a long day of Keymaster-ing, nothing recharges the battery better. Coffee? "Yes! Have some!" — Louis Tully, 1984

“Are you a god?” You’re certainly feel like one in this t-shirt! The Traveler has come, and he’s dressed to kill! Based on the bas relief design on top of Dana Barrett’s building at 55 Central Park West in the movie “Ghostbusters”, this shirt features a depiction of architect/doctor/cultist Ivo Shandor, with Gozer minions Zuul and Vinz Clortho at his sides and frenzied cultists at his feet.

Original Keymaster Forever since 2002

Vince Clortho Key Master of Gozer from the original GhostBusters movie! This shirt shows the whole monologue from Rick Moranis. "Gozer the traveler, He will come on one of the prechosen forms, during the rectification of the vuldronaii, the traveler came as a large and moving TORB! Then during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a giant sloar! Many shubs and zulls knew what was to be roasted in the depths of the sloar on that day I can tell you!" ... Are you the gate keeper?! NOTE: This design is only available on TeePublic. If you are purchasing it anywhere else, it is a low quality copy of art designed by "CoolDojoBro"

Relationship Goals

Tell your significant other what they mean to you, Ghostbusters style.

Gozer was originally worshiped as a god by the Hittites, Mesopotamians, and the Sumerians around 6000 BC. Gozer was genderless and could assume any form it wanted. Gozer had two trusted minions – themselves worshiped as demigods – that were harbingers of destruction and primary agents for its arrival: Vinz Clortho, The Keymaster and Zuul, The Gatekeeper.

Who you gonna call?

Keymaster meets Gatekeeper and they both turn into demon-dogs. There is no Dana, there is only Zuul. Who you gonna call?

Are you the Gatekeeper?

Zuul (also known as The Gatekeeper) is a demigod and minion of Gozer, alongside Vinz Clortho. She possessed Dana Barrett in Ghostbusters and both Callie Spengler and Lucky Domingo in Ghostbusters: Afterlife.

“Are you a god?” You’re certainly feel like one in this t-shirt! The Traveler has come, and he’s dressed to kill! Based on the bas relief design on top of Dana Barrett’s building at 55 Central Park West in the movie “Ghostbusters”, this shirt features a depiction of architect/doctor/cultist Ivo Shandor, with Gozer minions Zuul and Vinz Clortho at his sides and frenzied cultists at his feet.

Uncle Sam and Ghostbusters mashup.

Everyone who watched the cartoon remembers this eponymous evil villain.

A painting of Sigourney Weaver as Zuul/Dana Barrett in Ghostbusters

Louis Tully I Am The Keymaster

Gozer (also known as Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Gozer the Traveler, Volguus Zildrohar and Lord of the Sebouillia) is the main antagonist of Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters: Afterlife. It is an ancient, ultra-powerful, malignant entity from another dimension who was summoned to New York City in 1984, and to Summerville in 2021, to destroy the world.

Ready for some coffee Vinz Clortho?

There is no Dana, only Zuul.

Ghostbusters Quote

Are you the Keymaster?

Trying to find the gatekeeper since 1984

Dedicated to the biggest baddest Scourge of Carpathia.

Ever notice how much smoking the Ghostbusters do? Just a bunch of working class gents, doin' the gig. Smoke if you got 'em!

Dedicated to the biggest baddest representation of the Destroyer.

As uttered by Winston Zeddemore.

To satisfy your love of skeleton keys

Who does your taxes?

Let the fellas know you're taken! You are a smoking hot (literally) terror dog telling everyone back off! You've got a sexy...accountant? Demon? Vinz? Anyway, buy the shirt!

Nothing lasts forever.

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