Cerebus Kids Hoodies

Cerebus' head. On stuff. All the money goes to Dave Sim. Image copyright Dave SIm (used with consent.)

Fresh from the early 1980s, it's Cerebus the Mercenary. Created by Dave Sim in 1977, Cerebus ran for three hundred issues ending in 2004, but that's beside the point. This is Cerebus from the early days when he was a mercenary. 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

Cerebus the three headed dog from Hades. Can you see all three heads?

Dave Sim's Cerebus the Aardvark in a parody of the movie poster for that famous sword & sorcery film from the early 1980s that starred the eventual governor of California, that we can't name or else we might get a "cease and desist" notice, and they'll take this down. Which is weird, because this was first published in 1982. So like, they don't have a leg to stand on (but they got a buttload of lawyers, and I'm not dealing with that crap again...) 100% of the profits goes to Dave Sim, who PROMISES he's not running for governor of California. Also, that it's "not a tumor".

"Star Trek fans are nerds" writing in Elf-ish, from Lord of the Rings. (I say Elf-ish, because it isn't translated into Elvish words, but each letter is converted.) ((And I don't even know if it says "Star Trek fans are nerds" because I didn't do the converting, and the guy who did is dead. So it COULD say "Star Wars fans are nerds". Or "Deep is the suede that mows like a harvest." I wouldn't know, I'm not a nerd...)) (((I've seen a naked lady.))) ((((In real life!)))) 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim (who has seen a real naked lady too...multiple times...)

Throw some shade in the nerdiest fight in existence. This MIGHT say "Star Trek fans are nerds" in Lord of the Rings Elf-ish (it's not translated from English to Elvish, it's converted from the english alphabet to the elvish one.) ((And I'm not even sure what it says, because I didn't do it, and the guy who did is dead.)) (((It MIGHT say "Star Trek fans are nerds", but it might say "Star Wars fans are nerds". It MIGHT say "Deep is the suede that mows like a harvest". I honestly am not sure anymore...))) 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim, who doesn't know what it says either...

It's Joe Cerebus VS Donald J. Cerebus! What septuagenarian will lead the Infernal Realms for the next 4 years?!?

Show your support for Cerebus the Aardvark in any and all elections. Also: popularity contests, awards competitions, and decisions on who to eat first when trapped in the Andes with your football team... All profits go to Dave Sim.

From the pages of EPIC Magazine, it's Young Cerebus! Drawn by Dave Sim, with a Background and Colour (they're Canadians, it's "colour"...) by Gerhard. 50% of the profits go to Dave Sim the rest goes to Gerhard.

Throw some shade in the nerdiest fight in existence. This MIGHT say "Star Trek fans are nerds" in Lord of the Rings Elf-ish (it's not translated from English to Elvish, it's converted from the english alphabet to the elvish one.) ((And I'm not even sure what it says, because I didn't do it, and the guy who did is dead.)) (((It MIGHT say "Star Trek fans are nerds", but it might say "Star Wars fans are nerds". It MIGHT say "Deep is the suede that mows like a harvest". I honestly am not sure anymore...))) 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim, who doesn't know what it says either...

Page one from Cerebus #1, recreated in 2023 by Dave Sim based on the original 1977 page, also by Dave Sim.

Fresh from Cerebus in Hell?, it's Joe Cerebus! Show the world whom you support by displaying an obscure Canadian cartoon character as your choice for American president! (All proceeds go to Dave Sim.)

Fresh from Cerebus in Hell?, it's Donald J. Cerebus! Show the world whom you support by displaying an obscure Canadian cartoon character as your choice for American president! (All proceeds go to Dave SIm.)

It's the Cerebus in Hell? logo. Proudly explain to everyone you meet just what the @#$% Cerebus is and why he's in Hell(?)... All profits go to Dave Sim.

The logo for Matt Dow's A Moment of Cerebus, all profits go to Dave Sim, so shop with impunity.

Dave Sim's original art used for the cover of Comic Journal #83. Featuring the MoonRoach, prime minister Cerebus, Jaka, Elrod the Albino, and Lord Julius. 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

From the cover of Batvark: PENIS (Virgin variant), comes Batvark! Surprisingly, all proceeds go to Dave Sim, and not to a scammy cartoon character...

Reading and tea with the snuggliest three headed dog!

Dave Sim's original art used for the cover of Comic Journal #82. Featuring the Cockroach, a long snout Cerebus, Jaka, Elrod the Albino, and Lord Julius. 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

It's, I say, it's Elrod the Albino, ruler of Melvinbone, last lord of a dying race, sorcerer and slayer of his Kin, despoiler of his homeland. And he's explaining STATUS to ya boy! Available on a wide variety of products, assortment that is, except, except I say, tall pointy hats. (Bit of bad planning in my view...) The most famous panel from Cerebus the Aardvark #4. Babylon 5 creator J. Michael Straczynski used to have it on the door to his office. Now you can have it too!

Inspired by the classic EC Comics horror covers, it's the distressed variant to Dave Sim's cover to the remastered Spawn #10. (THIRD BASE!) 33% of the profits goes to Dave Sim 33% goes to David Birdsong and the other 34% goes to Benjamin Hobbs (who's getting married and has to pay for a wedding...)

From the covers of Dave Sim's Cerebus in Hell? Show the world that you don't need it's approval! Based on the old symbol of comics censorship "Approved by the Comics Code Authority" logo (bizarrely owned by the anti-censorship Comic Book Legal Defense Fund.) All profits go to Dave Sim.

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA Batvark! Relive the '666 Phenomenon! It's Batvark-Mania all over again! Who could forget Adem East's Iconic portrayal of the Darkest Knight Detector? And the classic Guest Villains: Sid Caesar as The Jackanape! Agnes Moorehead as The Feline Female! Meredith Baxter Birney as The Nun! Ernest Borgnine as the Conundrumer! And all the rest... Teamed with Tony Dow as his young ward and partner, Titmouse, Batvark fought a never ending battle against every B-list actor that didn't have a regular gig in the late 1960s. Impress your friends! Impress total strangers with a common interest in Nostalgic television!

Fresh from the remastered Spawn #10, it's Dave Sim's logo and art for "Crossing Over". In White! 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

It's the cover of Hermann #1 (HRM Edition) in all his Rorschach #1-Parody-cover-glory! Designed and conceived by Benjamin Hobbs, all the profits go 100% to Dave Sim (Hobbs gets all the money from the HRM Editions, so it's fair....).

Fresh from the remastered Spawn #10, it's Dave Sim's logo and art for "Crossing Over". 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

Fresh from the cover of Hermann #1 (available from finer comic book shops the last Wednesday of December) It's Hermann in all his Rorschach #1-Parody-cover-glory! Designed and conceived by Benjamin Hobbs, all the profits go 100% to Dave Sim (get your own store Hobbs...).

I think the title says it all. From Dave Sim's Cerebus the Emily. Like the shirt is in the comic. Crazy, right?

Konichiwa bitches! Fresh from the debacle that was the Spawn #10 Halloween Edition, it's Hell-Oh! Spawnee (A totally original creation of "Manly" Matt Dow, who maintains the copyright.) Celebrate that you got a Halloween Edition cover! Celebrate that you didn't! Celebrate the surprising familiar shape of another pop culture giant! Celebrate the comforting color scheme of that other pop culture giant! Correct the people who confuse Hell-Oh! Spawnee with them other two. Say "Konichiwa Bitches" everytime you enter a room! (All the proceeds go to Dave Sim, who's just riding Matt's coattails for once...)

What the huh? A Black suited Spider-Vark? When is this coming out? What's that? Matt Dow was just screwing around and made this? It's NOT gonna be in an issue of Cerebus in Hell? anytime soon? So, if I buy this I'm getting in on the ground floor? This is one of them "Double-bag-ultra-rare-exclusive-first-appearance-never-gonna-get-another-shot-at-cashing-in-on-this-again" kind of things? I better buy two! (All the profits go to Dave Sim, who says, "Black is slimming...")

Version 3(?) of the Spider-Vark! Now with logo and figure on the same side. Impress your friends! Irritate your enemies! Confuse your family! Remember: With Great Power comes SCORING HEAVY WITH THE BABES!!! All profits go to Dave Sim.

Taking inspiration from the classic Herb Trimpe cover for the first ever G.I.Joe : A Real American Hero Comic cover (Marvel, 1982). Featuring characters that appear alongside Shepherd in the game Mass Effect 2 : Jacob, Miranda, Thane, Samara and cameo by Mordis and as always, my favorite, Garrus.

Inspired by the classic EC Comics horror covers, it's the distressed variant to Dave Sim's other other OTHER cover to the remastered Spawn #10. (THIRD BASE!) 33% of the profits goes to Dave Sim 33% goes to David Birdsong and the other 34% goes to Benjamin Hobbs (who's getting married and has to pay for a wedding...)

Inspired by the classic EC Comics horror covers, it's the distressed variant to Dave Sim's other OTHER cover to the remastered Spawn #10. (THIRD BASE!) 33% of the profits goes to Dave Sim 33% goes to David Birdsong and the other 34% goes to Benjamin Hobbs (who's getting married and has to pay for a wedding...)

Inspired by the classic EC Comics horror covers, it's the distressed variant to Dave Sim's other cover to the remastered Spawn #10. (THIRD BASE!) 25% of the profits goes to Dave Sim 25% goes to David Birdsong 25 % goes to Sean Robinson and the other 25% goes to Benjamin Hobbs (who's getting married and has to pay for a wedding...)

Meet the Varkles! Estarcion's hottest pop group. Who could forget their big hits: "Cerebus Wants To Cut Off Your Head" "All You Need is All the Gold in Estarcion" "Hey She-shep" "Please Please Cerebus" "Love Cerebus Do" and the classic "Get Back, Cerebus Has the Sword" Art by Dave Sim (1983), who gets 100% of the profits.