Conehead Kids Hoodies

conehead Illustration

Conehead illustration

Alien stranded on Earth

“Sometimes I feel I’ve got to ACK ACK get away, I’ve got to ACK ACK get away.” All the sexy Remulakians will be after your cone when they see you wearing this fine garment. Show that you can stay cool and collected in the face of garthokian adversity, and win the praise of the High Master!

I believe this is the former Frankford Presbyterian Church, in Frankford WV, Greenbrier County WV

"Open wider, if you can."

They come in peace! Check out this awesome new design.

I love how this turned out... it's a current day couture dress + 1500s lace ruff + a conehead of hair + schiaparelli bag with eyes and nose.

Sketch by Jon F. Allen

Bred in a lab, and ready to destroy. Perfect for when you're feeling rebellious.

I love how this turned out, taking a work and remixing it multiple times over.... it's a current day couture dress + 1500s lace ruff + a conehead of hair + schiaparelli bag with eyes and nose.

A close up of a group of conehead termites, particularly at the soldier termite with the pointy head

For the weird ones

Coneheads

The Coneheads are natives of the planet Remulak, stranded on Earth. Their distinguishing feature is the tops of their heads, shaped like large, bald cones. The father's name is Beldar; his wife is Prymaat, and their teenage daughter is Connie. Beldar and Prymaat sometimes use the pseudonyms Fred and Joyce. Beldar states his occupation as "timekeeper of Remulak"; this means he is a spy tasked with alerting his home planet to the optimum time for an invasion of Earth, which he fails to do. Connie is assimilating with Earthlings through association with her peers at school, and some family stress is caused by her desire to live as a typical Earth teenager. Beldar gives his family a cover story to explain their strange behavior by saying that.

Alien Head

Alien Head

Keep calm and chill keep calm slogan for all persons.

Quarantine sucks :)

Peace, Love & Conifers - Pacific Northwest Style in Retro Mossy colorway. Cascadia Loves Conifers, Coneheads Unite!

Conehead Seeker for the Decepticons.