Dadjoke Kids Hoodies

Dad Jokes are Soda Funny

Do I enjoy making court house puns? Guilty.

I've got a great joke about construction. But I'm still working on it.

I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.

At what time did the hunter wake up to hunt ducks? Quack of dawn.

How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya.

I went to buy some camouflage pants. I couldn't find any.

If I had a buck for every deer pun I've ever made, I'd have lots of doe.

Why do cows wear bells? Answer: because their horns don't work.

I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.

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Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld and Grant Shepley aka Gamma Ray Designs joining forces as slogan power duo MADE YOU LOOK.

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ponytoast is about to get medieval on you!

It's anise thyme for pizza herbs and spices funny pun for foodies and cooks.

I mustache you a qusetion

This is the coming together of an unashamedly middle class British brand FatFace, which began on the alpine ski slopes, created by a couple of posh blokes, then became white-collar uniform for the overworked professional classes. Ergo: RatRace.

Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld and Lillian Bautista.

A great gift for your children to certify them as awesome. The text is slightly distressed to give it a more accurate stamp look.

It's anise thyme for pizza herbs and spices funny pun for food lovers and cooks.

Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld and Grant Shepley aka Gamma Ray Designs joining forces as slogan power duo MADE YOU LOOK.

Wear your dad joke proudly with this "Impasta" shirt depicting a nonchalant bowl of noodles cleverly disguised by a bowler hat and mustache

Some people never kern... something for graphic designers and folks who like nerdy typography terminology.

Dad joke meets pure exhaustion. Image depicts a broken down bike with the caption "Two Tired" playing on both the silly daddy humor and the raw fact of life that we're tired.

Feliz Navi Dad | Feliz Navi Dad Funny Dad Joke Christmas Tree on Car | You know Christmas is coming when dad picks out a Christmas tree that is way too big! Funny holiday themed design features a classic dad station wagon with a giant uprooted Christmas tree on the roof and silly holiday themed dad joke pun. Great for Xmas parties and secret Santa!

Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld and Grant Shepley aka Gamma Ray Designs joining forces as slogan power duo MADE YOU LOOK.

I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing other tasks - This t-shirt print is perfect for anyone with a great sense of humor and a love for puns. Wear it around the house or at work, this t-shirt will make your friends laugh and customers smile.

Wait for it

Not cool.

Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld and Grant Shepley aka Gamma Ray Designs joining forces as slogan power duo MADE YOU LOOK.

When gas prices hit the roof, Dad's inner detective emerges, and this shirt becomes his battle cry. It's a rallying call against the "highway robbery" at the pump. With every wear, you're joining Dad's fight to uncover the truth behind soaring fuel costs.

Do you have a bird is a german english (denglish) mixed phrase that translates into Are you crazy. This design is perfect to ironically show your crazy friends how much you love them. It's gonna make every German person smile for sure!