Funny Diet Sayings Kids Hoodies

Get ready to turn heads and break a sweat with my Funny Fitness T-shirt! This one-of-a-kind design features a hilarious skinny mascot rocking oversized jeans, accompanied by the ultimate weight loss mantra: "Eat greens to fit in your jeans." Not only will you feel motivated to hit the gym, but you'll also have everyone around you laughing out loud. Step up your fitness game with this tee that combines humor and motivation in one fabulous package. Get yours today and let the world know that getting fit can be fun too!

Do people wonder how you lose so much weight when you eat so much rubbish? Let them know the answer is running!

Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder and cook at 350 for 30 minutes.

Diet t-shirt

Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder and cook at 350 for 30 minutes.

You Have Food At Home Funny Saying design. Funny Saying artwork for millennials, the diet conscious and eating out fast food fans everywhere. Original You Have Food At Home Design featuring Original You Have Food At Home Quote artwork.

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

I'm on a Seafood diet I see food and I eat it. If you don't want sarcastic answer, don't ask stupid questions. Reality called so I hung up. I am not lazy, I am just on save energy mode. Check out this funny and sarcastic designs perfect for your friend or yourself.

A cute round mascot with a funny caption.

A cute doughnut with pink frosting and sprinkles. The funny donut pun caption reads "Donut Worry Eat First Diet Later!"

A funny Calories don’t count on vacation snarky goofy travel slogan don’t diet when you travel have fun tourist motto vacation fun cartoon aesthetic classic quote tourist design. Get a cute happy fun calorie counter anti dieter travel gift, t-shirt or apparel today.

Praise The Lard Barbeque Gift - BBQ Picnic Gifts - Cute Pig Egg

Praise The Lard Barbeque Gift - BBQ Picnic Gifts - Meat Pork Lover

Praise The Lard Barbeque Gift - BBQ Picnic Gifts - Meat Pork Lover

Do you love food? Well who does not? Get this funny food lovers shirt for yourself if you can't stop yourself from eating delicious calorielicious food as cheat meals. Or gift it to someone who is a foodie and would love this "cheat day" tee.

Design by Diane Maclaine (instagram @bydianemaclaine) - funny design for fitness lover who loves before and after photos! Great gift.

Eat Everything And Pray For Miracles

Carrots pun design fitting for vegans who loves carrots puns. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend or girlfriend who also loves funny carrots saying. Design is also fitting in time for INTERNATIONAL CARROT DAY – APRIL 4, NATIONAL EAT YOUR VEGETABLES DAY – JUNE 17! Happy carrots!

I love Christmas

Shut up about Your Diet Just Eat Your Lettuce And Be Sad

Funny onion saying design fitting for pun lovers vegan who loves onion. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend or girlfriend who also loves veggies pun. Design is also fitting in time for Vegetables Day – May 21, National Onion Day – June 27, WORLD VEGAN DAY – NOVEMBER 01,NATIONAL ONION RING DAY – JUNE 22! Show some love for onions.

Everyone eats it, nobody likes it

Everyone would be in good shape if they ran as much as their mouth.

Funny workout saying, "I would lose weight but I don't like losing."

Another funny excercise joke/pun for all the people planning to go to the gym. Or Never planning to go to the gym. Burger is life!

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. Obviously, it's working.

i'm on a seafood diet i see food and i eat it

Funny carbs lovers quote, "Feed me carbs."

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Funny Workout Accessories, Avocado Funny AvOcardio Workout Fitness Food Lover Gift Do you have some resolutions for the New Year to improve your health by eating clean and working out? If so this is the perfect funny PopSockets Grip to keep you motivated at the gym! Fun avocado phone accessory. Great PopSockets Grip for a Christmas gift, Birthday or anytime gift to someone who loves the green plant foods, such as the ultimate good fat star, the Avocado! Cute graphic design of an avocado doing a warm up yoga stretching pose before the AVOCARDIO begins!

Funny dad joke, "Good news! I finished my 30-day diet in just 3 hours!"

Banana  friends

Give Peas A Chance-vegan design