Grow A Pear Kids Hoodies

grow a pear! or a pair. of pears.

Grow A Pear or Grow A Pair, you decide.

Is it a pun or is it a pear-ody?

Funny fruit pun

Do you live or work with a few folks that need to "Man Up" or get some kind of motivation to grow or make some decisions, etc.? Well, here is a funny subtle hint for them. A great gift idea for someone you care about that needs that little extra something.

Funny statement design that says grow a pear.

Pear

Grow A Pair

Cupid's all out of arrows! So he's giving out free advice instead. To all you lovely single folks out there who are too shy to approach that cutie you've had your eyes on, Cupid says: 'Grow a pear!'

Don't be scared, just grow a pear! Funny gardener gift for those who won't put up with timid, indecisive fruit trees!

Simple white letters on black background: "Grow a pear." Go on, grow a pear. They're tasty and full of fiber so you'll be happy you did. And don't let anyone tell you how to be a man.